((note: short short refers to the fact that all the stories have less than 50 words. they are difficult to write, in that it requires good revision skills (which i certainly lack). I'm starting with three that I just wrote, and I'll add more later.))
“And The Cheese Attacks Me As I Eat It”
"Oh no," the girl screamed, as she ate a piece of American cheese, and felt it fight its way down her throat. "The cheese will destroy me now" And the cheese did. Soon, the girl turned into a giant piece of American cheese.
“Why Is It Raining Muffins?”
A girl sat outside, looking up. Her mother called to her, “You better come in! It’s going to rain.” The girl stayed outside, and when the sun vanished, she felt crumbs hit her, followed by muffins. “Mommy, why is it raining muffins?” “Because God is throwing them away.”
“A Phobia of Balloons”
Daphne was always afraid of balloons. At parties, they seemed to laugh and attack her. Today, Daphne was going to get them back; she came with a needle. But as she walked up to a balloon, it spoke back. “Would you like it if we poked a needle at you?”