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  1. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively.
     
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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died.
     
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    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,
     
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  4. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died.
     
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  5. Michele

    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams.
     
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  6. Filip

    Filip god break down the door LPA Contributor

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead.
     
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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!
     
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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!


    Across the globe,
     
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    GraveDigger388 Nothing's gonna top my Jacky

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!


    Across the globe,no one mourns
     
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  10. Michele

    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!


    Across the globe,no one mourns about the differences
     
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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!


    Across the globe, no one mourns about the differences Brad and Ben
     
  12. polleo

    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!


    Across the globe, no one mourns about the differences Brad and Ben because no-one cares.
     
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    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!


    Across the globe, no one mourns about the differences Brad and Ben because no-one cares. Across the universe,
     
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    Filip god break down the door LPA Contributor

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!


    Across the globe, no one mourns about the differences Brad and Ben because no-one cares. Across the universe, assmilk loving zombies
     
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    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!


    Across the globe, no one mourns about the differences Brad and Ben because no-one cares. Across the universe, assmilk loving zombies of LPL, also

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    :kappa:
     
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  16. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    HEY, WHAT THE FUCK, I DIED?!

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    Across the globe, no one mourns about the differences Brad and Ben because no-one cares. Across the universe, assmilk loving zombies Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!


    Across the globe, no one mourns about the differences Brad and Ben because no-one cares. Across the universe, assmilk loving zombies of LPL, also sucked said assmilk
     
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    polleo You're gonna carry that weight. LPA Super Member

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    Across the globe, no one mourns about the differences Brad and Ben because no-one cares. Across the universe, assmilk loving zombies Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!


    Across the globe, no one mourns about the differences Brad and Ben because no-one cares. Across the universe, assmilk loving zombies of LPL, also sucked said assmilk, they were classy.
     
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    Across the globe, no one mourns about the differences Brad and Ben because no-one cares. Across the universe, assmilk loving zombies Assmilk loving zombies of the LPA, also known as Filip and Robert, are nice people. Lies upon lies led them to a mighty quest. They should find a penis-robbing giant, called Dickus Thievus aka Jesse the Licker of All Japanese Anime Heroes. Milking the goat, Jesse then proceeded to explode. After Jesse exploded, Robert cried for help, but no one cares about LPA or anything Linkin Park related as someone mentioned earlier. So Robert died. Filip was devastated, his twin gone, he was alone, forever and always.

    So he decided he'll die too. But he was only speaking figuratively. He still died. Figuratively. Then suddenly,he literally died. In his dreams. But he's dead. OR IS HE?!


    Across the globe, no one mourns about the differences Brad and Ben because no-one cares. Across the universe, assmilk loving zombies of LPL, also sucked said assmilk, they were classy.

    ... to be continued!
     
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    For many years
     
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  20. Michele

    Michele Praise Brad Delson, our Lord and Savior. LPA Addict

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    For many years Michele was god.
     
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