Title says it all. This is a very serious and important matter. Please debate the pros and cons of each drink like I founding fathers would have liked us to. It's a big deal guyz
DR PEPPER FOR LIFE! ANYONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING ELSE IS WRONG, AND ARE BLASPHEMERS WHO SHALL BE BURNED AT THE STAKE!
Well, if you think it about it, soda is like hard drugs. On this, I'm gonna go heroine. You guessed it. The Dew, in its many forms. This analogy also works because Mt. Dew is also about as good for as heroine.
I actually had a meltdown when introduced to the "coca cola freestyle" machine found in various places
I'm a Pepsi fan and always have been. I've heard all the arguments. Coke heads say Pepsi's too sweet and tastes flat; Pepsi drinkers say Coke's too sweet and tastes flat. Personally, I think Coke's definitely too sweet and does taste flat. Oddly enough, I don't mind Vanilla Coke. I think Dr Pepper and Mountain Dew are tragically disgusting, though. Dr Pepper tastes like dirty feet and Mountain Dew's just... ugh. What I find hilarious and a little sad's that people will literally argue and lose friends over their choice of cola. It's absolutely ridiculous to me that people care that much about what another person's drinking. The only time I ever say anything's if someone says something to me first, or if the person's drinking a diet cola – which are even worse for you than regular colas. Also (and I think this argument's more U.S.-based than anything else) – it's pop for the majority of the country. That's another argument that drives me crazy; when someone starts shouting at me that it's called "soda" after I called it "pop," I'm going to assume they're a fucking jackass.
I feel sorry for the Americans that have mediocre coke. I know my friends in the States only have Mexican coke because it is significantly better. High fructose corn syrup ruins everything in America.
Well, Will, I don't mean to argue, but... WE'RE NOT FUCKING SAVAGES HERE! IT'S GOD DAMN SODA. I'LL CUT ANY CUNT THAT WANTS TO CALL IT POP. FUCKING BULLSHIT! *straightens tie and clears throat* My apologies.
I really like Dr. Pepper (and I'll even indulge in some Mr. Pibb if I'm at a fast-food joint), but Coke is the gold standard for me. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.