So, what's the cheesiest message you've gotten or lamest joke you've heard, post here so we can all roll our collective eyes! Just for fun though. I'll start. [THUMB]http://boardofwisdom.com/cachetogo/images/quotes/397669.png[/THUMB] EVRYTHING.
Okay, so, this guy goes on a blind date with this woman, and they're hitting it off, right? But he can't help but notice that it looks like she's got a glass eye, and, sure enough, as they're getting ready to leave for the next part of their date, a stranger accidentally bumps into her and somehow for the sake of this joke her glass eye pops out of her head. But our hero, he catches her glass eye before it hits the ground and hands it back to her, not even questioning it. Anyway, a few years go by and they're about to get married. When he finally proposes, she tells him, "I always knew we'd be together forever." He asks her how she knew. She replies, "Well, you're the only one who's ever caught my eye."