Rules are simple. One poster makes a wish, the next can either grant the wish perfectly, or grant a modified version of the wish that has a really horrible result. Labeled "Granted" or "Destroyed" Ex. First poster: I wish TimeSpree and Xero2.0 were in the shoutbox for maximum hilarity. Second poster: Wish granted. The shoutbox has gone on to become legendary and is included in school history books for generations. I wish I had a new hat. Third person: Destroyed: You receive a new hat but attract a flock of hipsters who decide to stalk you. So let's play. ----------- I wish I had a PS4.
Destroyed: You will receive a PS4 but the hardrive will only have 2GB and the only game you can play is Knack. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
Destroyed: You receive a giant mutated sentient Oscar Meyer Wiener Monster which consumes you on a giant bun. I wish I weren't so forgetful.
Destroyed: You never forget things and the mistakes from your past haunt you forever and drive you to insanity. I wish winter was over and there wouldn't be any snow.
Wish granted. You were an asshole and as a result Filip becomes a hobo selling tacky nick nacks in cold streets of Russia to KGB agents looking for cheap presents for their grandmothers. I wish I could travel the world.
Granted; There will be good grades, LSD and awkward sexual experiences a plenty! I wish to see more concerts this year.
Destroyed. You'll see many more concerts this year. Concerts by these bands: Nickelback Red Avenged Sevenfold Hollywood Undead Black Veil Brides Skillet Limp Bizkit Bon Jovi Disturbed [Courtesy of your post in the "Least Favourite Bands" thread] I wish I had the guts to talk to the girl I like.
Destroyed. You have the literal guts to talk to her now. She is horrified. I wish I was The Doctor's companion.
^How do you know I'm not a commie Destroyed. You get one of these foods. I wish (or is it hope?) they find MH370. (Come on, you can't destroy this!)
So it shall be for the rest of your days! Granted, It turns out they just saw a yard sale. I wish to reach total enlightenment.