okay okay okay okay here to deliver so all you 'rappers' go away make a thread about this shit, now it looks like i'm the prey turn the tables, hahn the rap, now it's time to fadeaway got the key to the playground park, now you kids go and play it's late as fuck, i'm tired and i need to go and hit the sheets obligatory girlfriend mention as we go and hit the suites i don't think i've met a girl who liked her sweets as much as she it's like a never ending halloween, every night a trick-or-treat [it's late and i'm tired af. i got it started so y'all can jump in. i'll be back tomorrow. have fun guys.] edit: inb4 minus circlejerk
After four long months the hawk cannot ignore this How bored is the world man you cannot afford this You yawk yawk your sig but ScHoolboy would deplore this He poured his forty for this user on my ignore list You were dead before this Better get to court with Your lawyer to ob-ob-ject to all the charges Won't be free unless the judge discharged you Won't be easy as your lawyer's disbarred, dude Rude. You drop a verse to try to get you some Three thousand forty eight hours until you even rapped, my son All that time to write and prep and you drop 9 lines and done But who would ever count "Okay okay okay okay" as one? None You quotin' on that 'rapper' shit You hatin' but you couldn't even get that candy wrapper shit So bad I gotta bump to Drake to hear a sadder hit I ate endless Mexican, your verse is still a fatter shit. EDIT: There are a few cadence changes in this. I'll probably record it for shits and giggles when I get home from work.
Y'all motherf*ckin wannabes ain't ever gonna learn You can BS me all you want, son, It ain't ever gonna burn. I'm kickin all your asses up till 3005, I'm owning you on the internet, just imagine if this was live. That was too short, wasn't it? EDIT: It also sucks. Well, I tried.
My first try and i'm gonna crush your line I don't give you a chance so hope you will be fine Don't even need any cursing words to make you clear, that nobody is going to listen to you here My flow - like niagara, yours like the air pushing you out of this battle so be aware dont try to insult my grammar and choice of a weird word dont need grammar to make all your rap career dreams blurred _____ Wow at rap battles my english is like, not existing but yeah it was a try xD i am not a rapper i like it tho
Yup, your flow is like Niagra, son, it's only going down. I'm the king of this Rap Battle, man, hand me the f*ckin' crown. What's a rap verse without "any cursing words", You think you're dropping beats, but they're really giant turds.
Childish Gambino called, said he wants his song back Said, "Write your own verses bro, don't you fuckin' song-jack" Yes, damn right, this flow is referencing his Bonfire But only 'cause you dropped 3005, this shit is dire Yeah it's too short bro, you gotta step it up kid You be lickin' shit more than 2 Girls 1 Cup ever did I will kick your shit down and shut down your rappin' biz I'll film it, upload it, and get about a million hits You think your verse is bad? Now it's a viral vid It'll break your heart more than Tim turned down by Liz
It's going down - like X' and Mike stop playing games, now give me the mic i don't need a crown to be a king i lead you with my scepter and take your head into the sling Your rhymes - childish - daft, punk Im too far away for you to see me Your rhymes - not worth it in this biz Im too far away, dont try to teach me
I've been waiting on the sidelines waiting for an opening Now that I've found it I've gotta ask you what do you mean You go and cite Shinod and then you rap about the same thing No one gives a damn about you make-believing you're king Sayin you don't need a crown like Metallica's "King Nothing" Yet you say you're far away like a like a triple-7 Boeing You talk like you're relevant, yet you're as dated as "bling-bling" Coming up with lines like that is like rhetorical Lebroning.
What did you just say? I have no clue. Your English is so bad, but I'mma DeCypher you. You want my mic? Come and get it if you have what it takes, I'm the only real one here, y'all are just fakes. (Don't worry, your English is pretty good)
Man.. with these weak rhymes you're milking this thread is mine cause I'm the King like Gary, I'm a visionary I'm on top of this game you fools making it easy, being so lame. Dude, I'm so great even my ejaculate is quite immaculate now you wanna bring on the hate? Well... WOT M8?
Alright, Gambino's in my verse because he's a Mastermind, You would have been too, but you just aren't the kind. I'm still gonna reply to you, just for the kicks, But by the time I'm done, you'll be yourself, Minus the Dick. (Geddit? xD)
I am one with the infernal, ripped straight from a wormhole And I bring a temporal blackness, blind you in your eternal "wack-ness" Words are my crown and they make rounds like cylindrical blades Take a deep breath and prepare to meet Hades. I am the abode of the dead, and I destroy your cred Lesson one: Metaphor. And your head's one the floor. Get a good view, you're low enough to Observe flow like a ninja, rhymes like a curse Your bones in the fire, and your flesh in a hearse (P.S I don't have access to the internet at all times so I may not be able to reply in a timely manner. If that occurs please do not take it for fear of confrontation.
the response you dropped was trash as fuck, like a baby with a dummy, all you do is suck, suck, suck, shot clock cheese, you brick the shot, opposite of clutch, you can look all you want, but be careful not to touch, yeah, i got half the lines, but i got double shrines, let me show you to the door, you probably can't read the signs, take the stairs to my level, too bad they don't reach mine, let's go another round, tyt, make it good this time. edit: [got bored af so i wrote some more shit.] you're really good at raps, minus that, take it back, you dwight in here, crap, i'm shaq, shaq, you bobcats the record, i be going back-to-back, O'Brien gold, put this victory on a plaque, take this box of whites, schoolboy have a little cry now, lunch money gone, bike in the tree, you'd wonder how, kids don't play with gods, because we will always thor you down, let's smack that smile off your face, turn it down, frown, wow!
Hi. This is my first verse and my response combined. https://soundcloud.com/minusxero/battle2/s-V3B9l After four long months the hawk cannot ignore this How bored is the world man you cannot afford this You yawk yawk your sig but ScHoolboy would deplore this He poured his forty for this user on my ignore list You were dead before this Better get to court with Your lawyer to ob-ob-ject to all the charges Won't be free unless the judge discharged you Won't be easy as your lawyer's disbarred, dude Rude. You drop a verse to try to get you some Three thousand forty eight hours until you even rapped, my son All that time to write and prep and you drop 9 lines and done But who would ever count "Okay okay okay okay" as one? None You quotin' on that 'rapper' shit You hatin' but you couldn't even get that candy wrapper shit So bad I gotta bump to Drake to hear a sadder hit I ate endless Mexican, your verse is still a fatter shit. Yeah, here's the start of the second verse Call me Swayze demolition man, I'm a Wreckin' curse You rap's golf cart bitch Your flows accelerate in spurts Rhymes hurt ya so bad yo insurance betta reimburse Mercy for the person who goes versus me at every turn Ya prayin' for the day in which the craziness will one day churn To a stop but I will pop and pour that liquor on your burn By any measure you're not clever but you'll never learn You ain't Shaq, you're Kardashian's BJ You suckin' at rap like rap's name was Ray-J Or Kris Humphries on the Nets but he was traded So suck on Kanye every day and drop another tape EDIT: Reuploaded so the vocals were more prominent.
holy fuck this is fucking awesome dude! edit: [k.] you bonfire, but i'm the one that lights it up, i'ma rare earth element, google it, you're a muck, i'm walter white in this shit, i'm cool as fuck, bird of prey, i'm hawk, you die here, yawk, yawk, i'm high on this q shit, should probably stop, but if it means your girl sucking on my lollipop, maybe i don't have to stop, it goes on forever, hah, you 50 cent, washed up, cheap shit, i'm k-dot, scared, sleeping with a double-barrel next to your bed, hear a creak, reach, it's gone, blast, nek minnit, you're dead, man, i thought i told you to lightly tread, i'm ozymandias, king of kings, all up in this thread.