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    . Minus's Avatar
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    The Unwritten Rules of the LPA

    As the title states. The rules that aren't actually rules but are good points to live by while frequenting this forum.

    1 rule per post.

    1. Do not take Minus seriously.

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    EVERYTHING IS AWESOME Emmet's Avatar
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    2. No it didn't fucking leak yet, don't be gullible enough to let people make you think it did.
    R.I.P. Taylor Weir 1993 - 2013

    Runnin this thang / Money insane / Busy getting brain like Krang / What, what's my name in the woods got these people usin' MapQuest / Man, fuck a backpacker

    Formerly known as JESEFF.

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    3. Worship and quote him as often as possible.

    "I'll fuck you with scissors."

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    4. Enter the shoutbox at your own risk. Especially if the shoutbox is inhabited by quite a few bold, colored names.

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    5. PM Joe pictures of your dick upon his request.

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    My perversion power is accumulating Tim's Avatar
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    6. You don't want to know what "pushpop" means.

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    7. Yes, for fuck's sake, Ree is a girl. And yes, as hinted at in Timothy's signature, she has a penis. And yes, this has everything to do with the previous rule discussing pushpops.

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    Steve Perry, you gotta get the fuck out of here Pidgeon's Avatar
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    8. Don't ask. . . Just don't. . .

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    The One They Call Elaine. Elaine's Avatar
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    9. Do NOT talk about the LPA!
    9.1. Actually, do talk about the LPA.

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    10. you must have a sense of humor, otherwise you're screwed here.

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    11. Don't make double accounts cause cradle will kick you in the shit cunt.
    @You o so "Clever" one

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    12. When HypnoToad posts in the shoutbox, everyone present must shout "GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD" at least 5 times.

    Hey I have a Tumblr
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    #13 Hybrid will probably talk about your mom. And it is probably true. Don't get your dick caught in a blender over it!
    The cycle repeated as explosions broke in the sky
    all that I needed was the one thing I couldn't find
    And you were there at the turn waiting to let me know
    We're building it up to break it back down
    We're building it up to burn it down
    We can't wait to burn it to the ground
    The colors conflicted as the flames climbed into the clouds
    I wanted to fix this but couldn't stop from tearing it down
    And you were there at the turn caught in the burning glow
    And I was there at the turn waiting to let you know
    You told me yes you held me high And I believed when you told that lie
    I played that soldier you played king And struck me down when I kissed that ring
    You lost that right to hold that crown I built you up but you let me down
    so when you fall I'll take my turn and fan the flames as your blazes burn



    The colors conflicted as the flames climbed into the clouds

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    14. You must learn the ways of and apply it correctly.

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    Seeking tenderness with a dagger Manu's Avatar
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    15. You are allowed to say Meteora is the band's best album, as long as you can justify it with more than just fanboyish bullshit.
    Last edited by Manu; 06-12-2012 at 02:45 AM.
    *Formerly known as Manu, then Dinobot, and now Manu again because that's how I roll*

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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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    16. You get bitches by playing guitar. I've seen it happen.


    Hold up your hands when you reach the end



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    I'm Ron F***ing Swanson. Mark's Avatar
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    17. Only real fans like Meteora.

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    18. Emoticons: learn the history

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hybrid View Post
    #13 Hybrid will probably talk about your mom. And it is probably true. Don't get your dick caught in a blender over it!
    19. Wear proper protection when sticking your dick in a blender

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    20. Abort shoutbox when specified by Minus.

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