As the title states. The rules that aren't actually rules but are good points to live by while frequenting this forum.
1 rule per post.
1. Do not take Minus seriously.
3. Worship and quote him as often as possible.
"I'll fuck you with scissors."
4. Enter the shoutbox at your own risk. Especially if the shoutbox is inhabited by quite a few bold, colored names.
5. PM Joe pictures of your dick upon his request.
6. You don't want to know what "pushpop" means.
7. Yes, for fuck's sake, Ree is a girl. And yes, as hinted at in Timothy's signature, she has a penis. And yes, this has everything to do with the previous rule discussing pushpops.
8. Don't ask. . . Just don't. . .
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9. Do NOT talk about the LPA!
9.1. Actually, do talk about the LPA.
10. you must have a sense of humor, otherwise you're screwed here.
11. Don't make double accounts cause cradle will kick you in the shit cunt.
@You o so "Clever" one
12. When HypnoToad posts in the shoutbox, everyone present must shout "GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD" at least 5 times.
#13 Hybrid will probably talk about your mom. And it is probably true. Don't get your dick caught in a blender over it!
14. You must learn the ways of and apply it correctly.
15. You are allowed to say Meteora is the band's best album, as long as you can justify it with more than just fanboyish bullshit.
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17. Only real fans like Meteora.
20. Abort shoutbox when specified by Minus.
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