Hahahh! Yeah! Srsly laughed out loud on that one xD
Should've kept Cradle's name like that for a month.
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the way i did b4
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Joe: The runway isn't the only landing strip Canadian Joe lowers into.
Joe: Liz always rides in her own private section of Canadian Joe's plane. First clASS.
Last edited by Liz; 07-22-2012 at 12:06 AM.
Trust me I would have gotten banned before that.
----- "CHOCOLATE ... BUT NO CONDOMS"
<During a lengthy and erotic discussion about chocolate ...>
Ree: Tim, do you have Lindor Lindt chocs over there?
Zakaria: Lindt Lindor is soooo gooood.
Zakaria: Yet so expensive.
<Canadian Joe enters>
Canadian Joe: *yawn*
Ree: Hello!
Timothy: We do, Ree!
Timothy: I've never tried it, though. xD
Ree: You should! They're amazing.
Liz: Lindt.. God I love those *-*
<Tim looks up "Lindt Lindor">
Timothy: Holy shit, they sell it everywhere around here.
Liz: xD
Liz: TRY THEM!
Liz: NAOOOO!
Zakaria: Lindor is the premium brand of chocolate.
Zakaria: Not for the working class.
Timothy: Well, I'm a man of refined tastes.
Ree: You can taste the quality.
Canadian Joe: Lindor does kick some serious ass, I'll admit that
Timothy: Jesus.
Timothy: Literally every store in Palm Beach County sells this shit.
Liz: THEN GO BUY SOME!
Ree: Pick some up tonight.
Timothy: I'm too fat to move right now.
Zakaria: Get it delivered via pack mule.
Canadian Joe: I'm just too damn lazy
Timothy: I'm willing to pay the premium if it makes my dick hard.
Timothy: Oh, I didn't just think that. I typed it.
Liz: xDD
Timothy: Nothing gets me to full mast like chocolate.
Joe: Tim is horny. Must be the chocolate talk.
Liz:Better get over there, Joe
Timothy: We're going to watch shirtless men fight. Together.
Liz: Naked?
Joe: Exactly. I've already started solo.
Joe: Working up to a semi as we speak.
Timothy: Yeah, you've got to pace yourself. Can't go into it rock hard and ready to root.
minuteforce: Pushpop
Zakaria: I was about to say that Tim.
Canadian Joe will return in ... "FLIGHT OF THE CANADIAN JOE"
God I missed Minute's shoutbox recaps.. Though I did see this one live, I was just in stalk mode
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I think this screencap Todd posted gives a little indication of the madness that took place in the Shoutbox tonight.
Thanks to Chocolate Raj Brownie!
A discussion on Japanese porn leads to a revelation about one of the LPA's very own, and Zakaria coins a new shoutbox catchphrase.
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Joe: Wait a minute...
Joe: You've BEEN to Tokyo, RIGHT?
Liz: Yes, I've been to Tokyo xD
Joe: I thought I recognised that chick in "Sushi in Sweden"...
Zakaria: Ahahahaha
Liz: SHIT... Fuck.. Uhm....
Liz: -runs away-
Ree: oh dear
Timothy: THAT'S YOUR PIXELATED BUSH?
Joe: I KNEW IT
Zakaria: WELL
Liz: So you guys watched that huh..?
Joe: When I saw those Doctor Who panties drop I should have known.
Ree: I see it unpixelated.
Joe: I thought they only pixelate penises?
Zakaria: And clits.
Joe: Ah, thanks, Zak...
Zakaria: LOL
Joe: "And clits."
Timothy: "And clits" might be one of my favorite shouts ever.
Joe: My new favourite quote.
On a serious note, though, pussy.
And clits.
This is a little overdue ...
----- "FLIGHT OF THE CANADIAN JOE"
<Further discussion leads to Zak linking to the polygon for all to see>
Liz: Btw... Joe isn't in that thing
Timothy: Two Joe's might be a... (wait for it) JOEVERLOAD.
Timothy: Ba-Dum-Tish
Liz:
Zakaria: That is so bad Tim.
Liz: Srsly though. We need to find a way to add Joe to that....
Joe: You want to fuck Canadian Joe, Liz. We get it.
Timothy: lol
Timothy: In the pilot's seat.
Liz: No.. I'm exclusive for Ree!
Zakaria: For now
Timothy: "We're experiencing some turbulence now."
Joe: Liz is the founding member of the Mile High Club.
Liz: There's only one more person I would be exclusive for here, I ain't telling you who though
Joe: I bet she rides in the cockpit ALL the time.
Timothy: "A Mile High and Balls Deep."
<A wild Ree appears!>
Ree: WHICH CUNT STOLE YOU FROM ME, LIZ?
Timothy: I know who.
Timothy: And I'm not talking about me.
Joe: The runway isn't the only landing strip Canadian Joe lowers into.
Liz: Don't worry, Ree! It hasn't happened! Yet..
Joe: The nuts Canadian Joe serves up aren't exactly kosher.
Timothy: It's blatantly obvious.
Liz: Oh really, Tim?
Ree: Oh, I know.
Joe: Okay, ree I can handle. But you cross the fucking line when you talk about Kappa.
Timothy: Everyone's mouth is open in Canadian Joe's Party Plane of Penetration.
Ree: You can't handle me, Joe.
<Canadian Joe re-emerges>
Canadian Joe: Holy fuck, guys
Joe: Liz always rides in her own private section of Canadian Joe's plane. First clASS.
Zakaria: Holy fuck indeed Joe
Zakaria:
Timothy: Every landing is a rough landing on Canadian Joe's aero-rod.
Liz: Ree, no one can handle you, except me ofc
Timothy: See.
minuteforce: I see.
Timothy: Obvious.
Ree: I bet Canadian Joe pushes all the right buttons, eh Liz?
Joe: I'm not even going to argue that, Ree. Haha.
Joe: But just remember the animal I turn into when I wear that Kappa mask.
Zakaria: Canadian Joe handles his joystick well.
minuteforce: Canadian Joe flicks them switches.
Timothy: He checks the analmetric pressure regularly.
Joe: Liz loves to buckle up when riding the Boning - 747.
Zakaria: Liz loves it when Joe fastens her seatbelt nice and tight so she's ready for the ride.
Joe: I was referencing the popular aircraft Boeing - 747. I expected a small pop atleast!
Liz: Pop huh?
Timothy: Ugh, this shit just switches on a dime.
Zakaria: I knew what you were getting at Joe.
<Tim decides to leave>
Timothy: Night.
Zakaria: Night Timothy.
Liz: Ah, night Tim D:
Zakaria: I think I'll also leave. Night Liz and co.!
Kevinksi: Night Tim
Kevinksi: Night Zak
Liz: Night, Zak
Nish: Night Nish
Liz:![]()
^ Do not remember saying that. Bravo, past-minuteforce. You're cooler than I am.![]()
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