Hybrid: 06-08-12 06:33pm Hybrid: LIES already leaked, son! 06-08-12 06:32pm lilj4425: June 15th. 06-08-12 06:32pm lilj4425: Lies. It will leak in seven days. 06-08-12 06:31pm Xero21: NOT SAYIN JUST SAYIN 06-08-12 06:31pm Xero21: one regular user on hasitleaked says LT has leaked. they need 3 regular users or 1 power user to report it to make it official
All done with Guitar Hero for now. So, welcome to another edition of "JOE'S WORLD". ----- "I'LL JUST SAY 'CAVE'" Timothy: IHOP has a dish called "Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity." Joe: Coincidentally, Tim, so does my local prostitute. Rocky: I read Rocky instead of Rooty Joe: Come to think of it her name could be IHOP too... Timothy: Is that the one where she sticks ice cream up your ass? Ree: I once found the word "cock" instead of "coke" on a menu. I ordered it. Joe: Every guy just got a tingling feeling in their pants. Rocky: Ree would like a side of cock Timothy: I'll have a cock please. Extra fizzy. Jayhov: DID IT LEAK YET. Ree: It was coke, you sick fucks! Rocky: my cock? no Rocky: wow, that was meant for Jayhov Ree: Baby Minus: Yeah, it wasn't a penis. It was cocaine. Joe: Timothy: GIVE ME AND EIGTHBALL AND I"LL COOK EVERYONE'S MEAL MKH: Ree: I'm off to my cave of contracts and copyrights! Bye bye Andreina: © Timothy: Goddammit. Timothy: I GIVE UP Timothy: Later, Ree. Rocky: bye Ree, stay sexy! Timothy: *stay sexy Joe: Bye, Ree. Nish: zexy* Ree: You know it, Nish! Thanks Joe: See you in the sex cave soon. Timothy: Sex cave = Joe's asshole. Ree: Rocky: Joe: Ree: Will Tim be in there too? Joe: We can only hope. Timothy: It's like my second home. Timothy: First being a certain Swedish basement. Rocky: if it's a a cave, does that mean that it is really wide? Joe: I do need three dicks to simulate the triple barrel laser sighted dildo gun... Nish: Redefines cavemen Ree: Leave Pidgey's afro and make Joe's arsehole your permanent home. Timothy: I'm tearing up the lease as we speak. Ree: Good man. Joe: You'll be tearing something else later. Joe: "Now, Ree get in my fucking sex dungeon ya' filthy cunt" minuteforce: Oh, Alf ... Strange, unquotable things happen after this. Never mind. You can read what happens next a few posts below
I don't really remember that one, if I was in it. Hunt it down in the archive and point me to it if you want. My backlog of stuff for these quotes threads is now empty ;D
http://www.lpassociation.com/forums/shoutbox_archive.php?view=page&page=19 Start reading just after that previous conversation you just posted, as soon as Ree left. Starting with Joe saying "Now, Ree get in my fucking sex dungeon ya' filthy cunt"
Well, I guess what happened next is kind of quotable - especially since this entire thing is basically a collection of quotes heard in an Alf montage. All those who were involved presumably apologise for the rule-breakingly offensive language. ----- "THE RAPING IN THE DUNGEON SCENE IS ALSO HILARIOUS" Joe: I'm living vicariously through the Alf smilie. Timothy: It's so fun. Joe: It's like I can say what I really want to and blame it on him. [Shocking revelation that Timothy has never watched "Home And Away"; Nish links this video, thus triggering the apocalypse.] ... Timothy: HAHAHAHA Timothy: "AHHHHH, FUCK ME SISTER!!!!" Nish: You will be quoting this for days. Maybe even weeks Joe: This shoutbox will now be full of quotes. Nish: My personal favourites include "I'll bite your face, cunt" Joe: "STAY OUT OF IT SHIT-TITS" Timothy: Oh my fucking God. Nish: "where'd you get it, gay cunts r us" Joe: "BANG" Timothy: "What did I tell you about lettin' fuckin' refugees in me house?!" Timothy: "DON'T LIE TO ME, YOU FUCKIN' WEASEL DICK CUNT!" Nish: "OH FUCK ME SISTER!" Nish: The rant 5:40 in is quite possibly the funniest thing in that video Joe: The whole Mexican scene is fucking piss funny. Joe: "LET ME GGGOAOAOAOAOOOOOOO" Timothy: "I'll never bite yer tits again, love." Nish: The raping in the dungeon scene is also hilarious 28thART: Hey guys, Nish, Joe, Tim, Minute Timothy: "I'll fuck you with scissors!" minuteforce: @28thART: so. You found our rape dungeon Timothy: My sides hurt so much right now, haha. Nish: "Nah mate, come off it, I'm a nice guy uhuhuh" Nish: "Suck shit cunts, im a fucking winner" Timothy: "I'll probably just, ya know, stomp cunts with me boots if I have to." 28thART: im lost. minuteforce: @28thART: lost in the rape dungeon Joe: ""ya' better run ya' fucking Mexicunt, I'll kick you so far up your arse shit'll be coming out your nose!" Timothy: "Eat a dick, cunt. I absolutely fuckin' flogged ya." Decay: "I'll burn your cock off with a fucking blow torch" Decay: "I'll fuck your ass so hard you'll have shit pouring out of your nose" 28thART: Decay: OMG Timothy:
I'm pretty sure Joe said this. We all know the triple barrel laser sighted dildo gun is his favorite.
Baby Minus: FUCK YOUR FACE .Amanda.: o _Depression: I CAN'T I TRIED _Depression: I MEAN .Amanda.: Baby Minus: _Depression: O_O
"Throwback Mating Calls" Joe: Only members with 3000 posts or more can use the wuote option in the shoutbox. Joe: Fuck my typing. Joe: "wuote" .Amanda.: that's the mating call of the LPA .Amanda.: WUOTE Elaine: .Amanda.: WUUUUOTE Joe: WUOTEEEEEE Ree: I'm on my way, Amanda! .Amanda.: WUOOOOTE Baby Minus: Would anyone like to ride the buffalo? .Amanda.: yes please .Amanda.: and pass the COD liver oil Elaine: OH BOY, WOULD I?! 83c Joe: Baby Minus: Jesus rode the buffalo.
wakadoodle:Check the In The End video. Flying Whales, fuck logic. Nish: The In The End video Adam? Is it new? Who's it by? wakadoodleNish just watch the video.. wakadoodle:flying whales wakadoodle:fuck logic Nish: Nish: the current facepalm emoticon just doesn't do it sometimes Nish: You need something like Baby Minus: Nish, I got you. Nish: Baby Minus:
Hybrid: Ree: Joe: Baby Minus: Baby Minus: Joe: Joe: Joe: Joe: Baby Minus: Baby Minus: Joe: Baby Minus: Joe: Baby Minus: Joe: Baby Minus: Joe: Baby Minus: Joe: Baby Minus: Princu: will LT leak in this week? Baby Minus: [COLOR=ff000]HE JUST SAID THE SECRET WORD![/COLOR] Baby Minus:
Baby Minus: I think you're overestimating the intelligence of the LP fanbase. Baby Minus: I mean, we still have people with "Mike Shinoda is the glue!" in their signatures
Elaine: For fucks sake Elaine: Shut the fuck up about fucking leaks Timothy+Liz: <3 Flagrare: Really THANK YOU Elaine.