Nobody's Listening (Ketchup Remix)

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    Calvin

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    I haven't seen one of these in awhile and thought I'd give it a shot :)

    Squeeze/Squeeze/Squeeze
    Squeeze it out the bottle
    Squeeze it out the
    Squeeze it out the bottle

    Yo
    Squeeze the bottle and the ketchup's pourin' out it
    Some mustard makes it better and don't you ever doubt it
    We drop it right there in the bun
    Over beef with peeps all out on the streets/Just to be like,
    "Give me that"/And we're just sharin' all the bottle
    Plowin' in the wheat like our speeds at full throttle
    With this non-stop/Jaw movement and teeth clenchin'
    Have to take another bite 'fore finishin' your sentence
    And at meal time/There are those that wanna pass up the fries
    But everybody knows/When it comes to the point
    Where ketchup is just present/You gotta grip the bottle regardless of the tension
    'Cause...

    I try to pour it out see/But the plastic seal won't allow me
    (You always complained because I hogged it so much)
    But it's my fucking ketchup!
    Bun at the rim of the glass now/Could eat the beef off a fat cow
    (You always complained because it wasn't on your lunch)
    But it's my fucking ketchup!

    I gotta/Bun full of sauce/Hand on a beer
    And at all costs/The bun disappears
    And all I got left is the crumbs of buns
    The taste on my tongue/And I find myself just wantin' more
    I'm/Layin' the bun down on the counter
    Tryna decide between mayonnaise and butter
    Because/All of this sauce gave me a reason to lick lips
    No I'm not Kanye but I'll put on fish sticks
    But you never forget/The buns full of sauce
    The pieces of meat comin' out with dental floss and
    All those times that you fixed it up
    And had someone screamin' down your ear whilst havin' lunch
    'Cause...

    I try to pour it out see/But the plastic seal won't allow me
    (You always complained because I hogged it so much)
    But it's my fucking ketchup!
    Bun at the rim of the glass now/Could eat the beef off a fat cow
    (You always complained because it wasn't on your lunch)
    But it's my fucking ketchup!

    Gotta bun fulla sauce/My hand on a beer
    And at all costs/It will come out my rear
    Such a sweet taste/I got it in the closet
    I'm holdin' some tissues just hopin' I don't drop it
    Bun fulla sauce/My hand on a beer
    And at all costs/It will come out my rear
    Such a sweet taste/I got it in the closet
    I'm holdin' some tissues just hopin' I don't drop it

    Bun full of sauce... Bun full of sauce... Bun full of sauce...

    I try to pour it out see/But the plastic seal won't allow me
    (You always complained because I hogged it so much)
    But it's my fucking ketchup!
    Bun at the rim of the glass now/Could eat the beef off a fat cow
    (You always complained because it wasn't on your lunch)
    But it's my fucking ketchup!

    Gotta bun full sauce/My hand on a beer
    (It's my fucking ketchup)
    And at all costs/The bun disappears
    (It's my fucking ketchup)
    Such a sweet taste/I got it in the closet
    (It's my fucking ketchup)
    Holdin' some tissues/Hopin' I don't drop it
    (It's my fucking ketchup)
     
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    cradle

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    :dafuq:
     
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    Calvin

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    true dat.
     
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    Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    whole thing was really cool..

    my favorite was this: :awesome:

    "Gotta bun fulla sauce/My hand on a beer
    And at all costs/It will come out my rear
    Such a sweet taste/I got it in the closet
    I'm holdin' some tissues just hopin' I don't drop it
    Bun fulla sauce/My hand on a beer
    And at all costs/It will come out my rear
    Such a sweet taste/I got it in the closet
    I'm holdin' some tissues just hopin' I don't drop it"
     
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    Calvin

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    ahaha. fap.
     

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