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    Burn it down parody

    inspired by many parody writers like minus and Sarah i made my own parody... hope you like it
    Burn it down/ burger and the ketchup

    The burger sauce depleted
    As the ketchup broke in my hands
    All that I needed
    Was the ketchup in the burger
    And it was there in my hand
    Ready to be squeezed in the burger

    We’re filling it up
    To squeeze it back down
    We’re filling it up
    To squeeze it down
    We can’t wait for the ketchup to reach the burger

    The mustard conflicted
    As the grease climbed down to the bun
    I wanted to fix this
    But couldn’t stop from lessening the fat
    And you were there at the time
    Ready to say that i was too slow

    And it was there in my hand
    Ready to be squeezed in the burger

    We’re filling it up
    To squeeze it back down
    We’re filling it up
    To squeeze it down
    We can’t wait for the ketchup to reach the burger

    You told me no
    You said I could buy
    And I believed when you let me fry
    I played cooker
    You played king
    Struck me down when I could not bring
    You lost that right to hold that crown
    I gave you the burger but you gave me a frown
    So when I’m manager I take my turn
    And eat the burgers as the ketchup’s burn

    And it was there in my hand
    Ready to be squeezed in the burger

    We’re filling it up
    To squeeze it back down
    We’re filling it up
    To squeeze it down
    We can’t wait for the ketchup to reach the burger


    (When I’m manager I take my turn
    And eat the burgers as the ketchup’s burn)
    Last edited by Star Scream; 05-17-2012 at 11:06 PM.
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    go easy.
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    "..." that is my sort of easy

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    Joe will do a dramatic reading of this on the next LPA Podcast. I can't wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ree View Post
    Joe will do a dramatic reading of this on the next LPA Podcast. I can't wait.
    Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ree View Post
    Joe will do a dramatic reading of this on the next LPA Podcast. I can't wait.
    i will be very humbled if he does

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    Looks like Minus has some competition!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benjamin View Post
    Looks like Minus has some competition!!!!!
    i'm not in it for the competition cause minus was my inspiration for this parody

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    Quote Originally Posted by Star Scream View Post
    i'm not in it for the competition cause minus was my inspiration for this parody
    Aww.

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