"Do you guys just want Derek's head or his whole body?"
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"Do you guys just want Derek's head or his whole body?"
- "Ree: but on a serious note, though, pussy. "
Made me LOL in real life.
"What an epileptic dick."
Originally Posted by Anelle Botha
"you just wanna use me for my free chicken!"
EDIT: "I'll dress in a toga made out of rubber dicks."
Last edited by minuteforce; 08-19-2012 at 02:49 PM.
This would be a pure disaster
Brb, need to put on some more clothes
01/29/2013 | Born This Way Ball | Madeon | Lady Gaga
03/09/2013 | Rock the Bells | Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
03/16/2013 | St. Patrick's Day Parade | Snoop Dogg
05/25/2013 | Center Stage Music Festival | The Polyphonic Spree
06/03/2013 | Give Up 10 Year Anniversary Tour | Ra Ra Riot | Postal Service
07/19/2013 | Rodrigo y Gabriela US Summer Tour 2013 | Zach Heckendorf | Rodrigo y Gabriela
08/25/2013 | ODDBALL Comedy & Curiosity Festival | Dave Chappelle & Flight of the Conchords
09/20/2013 | The Delta Machine Tour | Crystal Castles | Depeche Mode
09/21/2013 | Breakaway Festival | Ra Ra Riot | Explosions in the Sky | Matt and Kim | Big Gigantic | Empire of the Sun | Wu-Tang Clan
10/05/2013 | Like Clockwork Tour | Savages | Queens of the Stone Age
11/05/2013 | TENSION 2013 | Explosions in the Sky | Nine Inch Nails
11/09/2013 | VT Album Release Tour | Barnaby Bright | Vienna Teng
12/04/2013 | The 20/20 Experience World Tour | Justin Timberlake
"Sorry, I don't poop on command"
"time to quit my job and start being a tree"
Padilpa
The World Can Never Break You Just As Long As Your Spirit Is Free.
.soundcloud.twitter.facebook.
Love is Blind. Which Makes Love Genderless. Let Love Live.
"What would you do if there was a llama in your shower?"
No... you may NOT blow this up.
"Go do your chores or it's off to the fetus room!"
A mountain lion just ran at my moms car
I WISH EVERY DAY WAS NOVEMBER 15TH
"I didn't try an English awesome face."
"wearing a purple shirt it says Lady Gaga on.. remind me to switch later"
Last edited by Other Kevin; 08-31-2012 at 08:08 PM.
"Hold on, hold on. If love is the answer, you're home."
His aim is absurd.
And I'm getting a total :elephantcockgun: vibe from some of the tentacles
Motherfucker can hit you point blank on the nipple from 100 meters away
I can't even walk 10 feet without some creature trying to fuck my face
"Brb, eating with Winnie The Pooh characters"
BORN ON MY PLATE
"No. You look good. If I had a bicycle I'd put you in it."
Fucking thing was as thick as an apple.
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WE DON'T KNOW THIS MAN BUT WE WANT HIS PENIS
Last edited by Liz; 09-08-2012 at 05:42 PM.
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