The "no context" thread

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    Minus

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    I don't think anyone WANTS that table, for good reason.
     
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    NPH is quite the purveyor of train maths.
     
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    And when she says, "Oh shit!" It means she wants you to defecate on her face.
     
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    Whoever said that is a fucking genius. Joe
     
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    "and thats the bag of wet shit"
     
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    "I literally just shaved mine today."

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    Hahahaha that's hilarious. Bigger genius than
     
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    I don't think I've ever seen that many moustaches in one place in my entire life.
     
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    I'm excited. Hope you like it. My mind was blown when I used it.
     
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    Better not land on a rock. Surprise buttsex!
     
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    HE JUST GOT FUCKED BY A POLE
     
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    "Here i was thinking it was all smiles and dildos"
     
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    "cut off her fucking head and superimpose trollface idc"
     
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