"I've been through more therapy than an ex alter boy."
"Ooh, I love his belly hair!"
"And then right in the middle of preaching to me, she projectile vomits all over the train"
[✔] Firing Squad
 Line Up
"You, me. We never would have worked. . . I'm not rapey enough for you."
"...the opera is here"
But in the end we were meant to be apart, like separate chambers of the human heart...
"The best lyrics are the ones that describe those emotions in ways you always wanted to say but could never find the words." - Mike Shinoda
Formerly known as Epiksha.
"I think she got decks mixed up with dicks"
"if you're looking for a good time, I've got a Banana Republic credit card and party fondue book"
"... a delicious white gooey stuff with chocolate and scrumptious dry, brown bits all around it in your mouth."
Sólin mun skína fyrir okkur
grasið verður grænna fyrir okkur
blómin munu blómstra fyrir okkur
og ástin mun varaað eilífu..
"I can see why you'd want to smother her with a futon"
-"don't you mean GO deep?"
-"sure, why not."
"Whenever I buy carrots they never have their bellend normally."
"fuck off you fucking hillbilly cunt"
"Oh buck up, fuckup, those are like hot poker love-taps."
"listen nish, we cant all break our fingers in someones arsehole everyday"
'You should try deeper'.
Originally Posted by Anelle Botha
"Friendship is two pals munching on a face together"
'You need to suck with more will"
My jeans are brown here. *sniff* Oh it's okay, it's only cocoa butter.
"I've been bitten"
"so have I"
Originally Posted by Tim
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