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    Quote Originally Posted by minuteforce View Post
    "does not sound like a cat being burned last time that I checked"
    Good ol' times in the shoutbox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minuteforce View Post
    "does not sound like a cat being burned last time that I checked"
    "This is what it sounds like when you pour kerosine on a squirrel and ignite it." was a better one haha
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    Nish: I've seen enough Shoutbox to know where this is going

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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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    "Now where's that thai prostitute shout..."


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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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    "At least I'm still the only dude getting hand jobs off Thor though."

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    "and how many times have I told you I don't answer to naked mole rats!"

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    "So there I was, cuddling my apples"

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    "Well that teeth necklace does sound tempting..."

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    "If you whip it out, they'll give it to you, two for ten"

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