Originally Posted by minuteforce
Good ol' times in the shoutbox.
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AND I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER:
COOKIE
"Then why are you sitting on my face?!!"
"This is what it sounds like when you pour kerosine on a squirrel and ignite it." was a better one haha
"He was going to buy me a bumper boat but then he shit his pants."
We're all a little weird and life is a little weird, and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours we fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
"Now where's that thai prostitute shout..."
This would be a pure disaster
"She wants to see your dick flap!"
"At least I'm still the only dude getting hand jobs off Thor though."
"Stupid unicorn, why won't you poop already!"
"No, I don't need my hair done. I just need some surgery!"
"It's amazing, like spiderman, except chicken and rice."
"and how many times have I told you I don't answer to naked mole rats!"
"I have Linkin Park on my lap."
"So there I was, cuddling my apples"
"Well that teeth necklace does sound tempting..."
"My dad slapped my ass today anf its your fault."
"If you whip it out, they'll give it to you, two for ten"
"Just suck it already!"
"What are ya buyin? What are ya sellin'? Whose d*ck are ya suckin'?"
"Looks like a hurricane outside, well better do some MIG welding"
"For all I know you all have tasty boobs."
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