"Then why are you sitting on my face?!!"
[✔] Firing Squad
 Line Up
"He was going to buy me a bumper boat but then he shit his pants."
"She wants to see your dick flap!"
"At least I'm still the only dude getting hand jobs off Thor though."
"Stupid unicorn, why won't you poop already!"
"No, I don't need my hair done. I just need some surgery!"
"It's amazing, like spiderman, except chicken and rice."
"and how many times have I told you I don't answer to naked mole rats!"
"I have Linkin Park on my lap."
"So there I was, cuddling my apples"
"Well that teeth necklace does sound tempting..."
"My dad slapped my ass today anf its your fault."
"If you whip it out, they'll give it to you, two for ten"
"Just suck it already!"
"What are ya buyin? What are ya sellin'? Whose d*ck are ya suckin'?"
FORMERLY KNOWN AS PHILSFAN
"Looks like a hurricane outside, well better do some MIG welding"
"For all I know you all have tasty boobs."
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