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    Quote Originally Posted by minuteforce View Post
    "does not sound like a cat being burned last time that I checked"
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    Quote Originally Posted by minuteforce View Post
    "does not sound like a cat being burned last time that I checked"
    "This is what it sounds like when you pour kerosine on a squirrel and ignite it." was a better one haha
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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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