"ok this is your first driving lesson i wont you to reverse forwards"
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"ok this is your first driving lesson i wont you to reverse forwards"
Path of the Sith
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
Path of the Jedi
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity
There is no chaos, there is harmony
There is no death, there is the Force
Well, I have no idea how we're gonna get it out of her. We're gonna have to pry it out of her somehow-- with tweezers.
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1.2 Keep calm, and carry on.
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2.1 Here's a message to all you HT fanboys that want LP to return to that sound: The ship has sailed. Move on. The dead horse is dead.
"Dude, that's to much shit for just one pie".
"my dick fell off and was stitched back on"
"I killed them because they took my baby to worship it for luck in their plan to make money because they wanted to see Pacman with legs."
Originally Posted by Melis
"Once I got to the middle of it, I had to lick it all out!"
HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED PICTUREBOARD YET?
The cycle repeated as explosions broke in the sky
all that I needed was the one thing I couldn't find
And you were there at the turn waiting to let me know
We're building it up to break it back down
We're building it up to burn it down
We can't wait to burn it to the ground
The colors conflicted as the flames climbed into the clouds
I wanted to fix this but couldn't stop from tearing it down
And you were there at the turn caught in the burning glow
And I was there at the turn waiting to let you know
You told me yes you held me high And I believed when you told that lie
I played that soldier you played king And struck me down when I kissed that ring
You lost that right to hold that crown I built you up but you let me down
so when you fall I'll take my turn and fan the flames as your blazes burn
"She's got lips like bacon."
"How long it took?? It was fast??"
"if you bite this one bit off... it looks like a penis! with veins and everything!"
This would be a pure disaster
"No, Polly's breasts tasted like pork."
Stupid pirates.
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i cant faint
the way i did b4
dont turn ur back to me
I WONT BE IGNORED
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"D-Long Cock"
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So it took 3 weeks for it to come out which messed it up so now it looks like a puppy got punched in the face
THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!
Previously known as Socks Made of Potatoes
"Wtf, it's that short?"
I know it sounds like I'm dying but I'm just out of breath
I bet your talking about Victimized
"Can I kill you Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck?"
My bloodtype is KRYLON - Technicolor Type-A
LIVING THINGS
JUNE 26, 2012
"You made me do this!"
#FuckYouEchelon
#VOXPOPULI
"Yeah, she tasted wonderful..."
MISSION SUCCESSFUL.LOUIS FOR ADMIN
"does not sound like a cat being burned last time that I checked"
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