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    Waiting For A Light That Never Comes Star Scream's Avatar
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    Through passion, I gain strength.
    Through strength, I gain power.
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    Through victory, my chains are broken.
    The Force shall free me.

    Path of the Jedi

    There is no emotion, there is peace.
    There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
    There is no passion, there is serenity
    There is no chaos, there is harmony
    There is no death, there is the Force

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    The One They Call Elaine. Elaine's Avatar
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    Well, I have no idea how we're gonna get it out of her. We're gonna have to pry it out of her somehow-- with tweezers.

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    "Dude, that's to much shit for just one pie".

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    "my dick fell off and was stitched back on"

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    "I killed them because they took my baby to worship it for luck in their plan to make money because they wanted to see Pacman with legs."

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    "Once I got to the middle of it, I had to lick it all out!"

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    "How long it took?? It was fast??"

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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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    "if you bite this one bit off... it looks like a penis! with veins and everything!"


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    "No, Polly's breasts tasted like pork."

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    Come take a trip in my airship Comstock's Avatar
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    So it took 3 weeks for it to come out which messed it up so now it looks like a puppy got punched in the face

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    "Wtf, it's that short?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decay View Post
    "Wtf, it's that short?"
    I bet your talking about Victimized

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    "Yeah, she tasted wonderful..."
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    Stop projecting your semen-crusted fantasies onto me, you assmilk loving fuck.
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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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