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    I Can't Resolve This Empty Story Star Scream's Avatar
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    "ok this is your first driving lesson i wont you to reverse forwards"
    ALL FOR NOTHING -

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    I'm a five star general infantry controller, need a lesson, let me show you.

    Have you checking your composure while I make you step to it like


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    Well, I have no idea how we're gonna get it out of her. We're gonna have to pry it out of her somehow-- with tweezers.

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    "Dude, that's to much shit for just one pie".

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    "my dick fell off and was stitched back on"

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    "I killed them because they took my baby to worship it for luck in their plan to make money because they wanted to see Pacman with legs."

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    "Once I got to the middle of it, I had to lick it all out!"


    Take it how you take it, I'm the opposite of vacancy

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    "She's got lips like bacon."

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    Proud Venezuelan LP fan. With adorable feet. Andreina's Avatar
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    "How long it took?? It was fast??"

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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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    "if you bite this one bit off... it looks like a penis! with veins and everything!"


    Hold onto what is there ... and count the saints



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    Bi Non-Binary Bitch
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    "No, Polly's breasts tasted like pork."

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    Stupid pirates.

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    Liz: And stiff dicks

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    I'm gonna drive you into your own anus. Infamous Davy Fresh Cobra's Avatar
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    So it took 3 weeks for it to come out which messed it up so now it looks like a puppy got punched in the face

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    "Wtf, it's that short?"

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    I'm gonna drive you into your own anus. Infamous Davy Fresh Cobra's Avatar
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    I know it sounds like I'm dying but I'm just out of breath

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    I'm gonna drive you into your own anus. Infamous Davy Fresh Cobra's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decay View Post
    "Wtf, it's that short?"
    I bet your talking about Victimized

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    "Can I kill you Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck?"
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    "Yeah, she tasted wonderful..."
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    Stop projecting your semen-crusted fantasies onto me, you assmilk loving fuck.
    REE FOR ADMIN

    MISSION SUCCESSFUL.
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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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