The "no context" thread

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    "kkk ;)"

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    'Go suck something'
    That one sounded wrong even in context.
     
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    This thread deserves resurrecting.


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    "Might mute the song and just watch weird boobs morphing."
     
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    polleo, Mar 25, 2015



    "I KNEW you could make the world a better place by giving poor people hand jobs."

    EDIT: Didn't want to double post so:

    " I like to milk Filip"
     
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