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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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    The "no context" thread

    DISCLAIMER: I don't know if this has been done before on this board and, if it has (esp. recently), I apologise profusely in advance!

    Inspired by r/nocontext on Reddit, this is a thread where you post quotes that seriously would never sense outside of context. I'm talking about sentences you heard in IRL conversations or IM chats, on message boards, Facebook, whatever. Doesn't matter how recent it is. The more random/obscure/harder to understand it is, the better.

    - It's up to you whether or not you want to link to context but please don't explain anything in your post.
    - If someone posts some in-joke thing that you recognise (hopefully because you were there when it started), please don't explain it or brag about being in on the joke.
    - I'd like to not have conversations; I understand they may be unavoidable but let's give it ago. If you come across something funny in this thread and want to tell everyone you laughed out loud, that's cool, but keep it brief.
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    The One They Call Elaine. Elaine's Avatar
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    So then the guy shot her, it was weird.

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    It reminds me of a black man's pubes.

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    And then she cut off his penis.
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    Well its easy, its all angles..

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    Try not to get it in her bushes

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    So you don't like bush?

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    It better always be free, honcho.


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    The One They Call Elaine. Elaine's Avatar
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    How did that even fit? You musta had to twist it all sorts of ways!

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    Sexy in a really weird way Pidgeon's Avatar
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    Can your labia get like, super built or something?

    This one actually just as weird in context as does out of context

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    If he looks at me again, I'll finger it.

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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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