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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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    The "no context" thread

    DISCLAIMER: I don't know if this has been done before on this board and, if it has (esp. recently), I apologise profusely in advance!

    Inspired by r/nocontext on Reddit, this is a thread where you post quotes that seriously would never sense outside of context. I'm talking about sentences you heard in IRL conversations or IM chats, on message boards, Facebook, whatever. Doesn't matter how recent it is. The more random/obscure/harder to understand it is, the better.

    - It's up to you whether or not you want to link to context but please don't explain anything in your post.
    - If someone posts some in-joke thing that you recognise (hopefully because you were there when it started), please don't explain it or brag about being in on the joke.
    - I'd like to not have conversations; I understand they may be unavoidable but let's give it ago. If you come across something funny in this thread and want to tell everyone you laughed out loud, that's cool, but keep it brief.
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    The One They Call Elaine. Elaine's Avatar
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    So then the guy shot her, it was weird.

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    It reminds me of a black man's pubes.

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    And then she cut off his penis.
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    Well its easy, its all angles..

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    All you've got to do is find the point in the circle.
    The cycle repeated as explosions broke in the sky
    all that I needed was the one thing I couldn't find
    And you were there at the turn waiting to let me know
    We're building it up to break it back down
    We're building it up to burn it down
    We can't wait to burn it to the ground
    The colors conflicted as the flames climbed into the clouds
    I wanted to fix this but couldn't stop from tearing it down
    And you were there at the turn caught in the burning glow
    And I was there at the turn waiting to let you know
    You told me yes you held me high And I believed when you told that lie
    I played that soldier you played king And struck me down when I kissed that ring
    You lost that right to hold that crown I built you up but you let me down
    so when you fall I'll take my turn and fan the flames as your blazes burn



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    Try not to get it in her bushes
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    So you don't like bush?

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    It better always be free, honcho.


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    The One They Call Elaine. Elaine's Avatar
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    How did that even fit? You musta had to twist it all sorts of ways!

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    Imma peel your muffin cap back black blue.

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    And he totally jumped out of me!
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    Stop projecting your semen-crusted fantasies onto me, you assmilk loving fuck.
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    Can your labia get like, super built or something?

    This one actually just as weird in context as does out of context

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    I'm Ron F***ing Swanson. Mark's Avatar
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    I'll kill that capybara if it's the last thing I do.

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    Smile like someone is always watching.

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    Hey you with the hair! You gonna eat that?
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    If he looks at me again, I'll finger it.

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    Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. minuteforce's Avatar
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    "I dunno. Weell, because maybe I don't understand it?? C'mon, I still don't know what a Jedi is til now. If that's Star Wars.."


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