Quote Originally Posted by Elaine
Can you do a better parody than the one I did for Waiting For The End?
This is not the land of bland condiments
The ketchup here's so fuckin' good it gets compliments
So you listen to the chef, get ingredients
Select the best tomatoes and you peel off the skins
Squeeze em yeah, seeds and water up in the air
Drain the tomatoes and start mixing seasonings here
It's an onions, garlic, pepper, salt, sugar affair
You're on your way to making fuckin' ketchup I swear
Yeah

Wait for the ketchup to be done
Cook it on medium heat
Way too much work just to eat
But ketchup I will give
I forgot to add my vinegar
And a bit of cinnamon
Mix all of the seasonings in
And run them through your sieve (Author's note: pronounced like sive)

I know what it takes to cook food
Ketchup really isn't hard
All I wanna do
Is make you all some homemade food
Ketchup's not all I've GOOOOOOT

Thickening your mixture now.
Make sure you're stirring frequently
Isn't it so fuckin' easy?
I wish I told you soooooo

I know what it takes to cook food
Ketchup really isn't hard
All I wanna do
Is make you all some homemade food
Ketchup's not all I've GOOOOOOT

What was that? All the ketchup is done
Store'em in some jars, 'cause you made a ton
Use'em on fries or a sesame bun
Since it's fuckin' homemade it's second to none
And they'll have never had ketchup taste so good
It's so fuckin' tasty they'll get morning wood
Unless it's for a girl, then they'll get wet
And you'll be getting into her pants I bet

All I wanna do
Is make you all some homemade food
Ketchup's not all I've GOOOOOOT

This is not the land of bland condiments
The ketchup here's so fuckin' good it gets compliments
So you listen to the chef, get ingredients
Select the best tomatoes and you peel off the skins
Squeeze em yeah, seeds and water up in the air
Drain the tomatoes and start mixing seasonings here
It's an onions, garlic, pepper, salt, sugar affair
You're on your way to making fuckin' ketchup I swear