I am not pleased with my meal The fries that I'm chewing are tougher than steel I'm not a critic but this is unreal I'm not a chef but I can do better still I am not that hard to please But my fuckin' cheeseburger had no cheese I came to McDonald's and got so much grease And this fuckin' mayonnaise looks more like a sneeze Well it seems ugly, but it gets so much worse This meal took a big chunk outta my girl's purse 'cause once you get a burger with all the works All the extra costs outweigh all the perks Well I'm not broke, just got no money I will not dance 'cause this food's too junky Definitely lazy and this food smells like skunk I better stop bitching, and start using ketchup mother fucker! And all the patrons say *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp* Overdid the ketchup mother fucker! *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp* Ronald says the Big Mac is burger perfection BK says the Whopper has no competition Wendy's says the Baconator's the only one Arby's says roast beef costs a mother fuckin' ton And I'm just a normal motherfucker that's hungry Orderin' 4 burgers and some fries and a coffee Wendy's coffee's underrated, and I can afford it I gladly sing its praises and I think they should record it I am getting a double stack On some toasted wheat You say I'm getting fat I'm just packin' meat This is where it's at It's a fuckin' treat Gainin' weight in my trunk Y'all better stop bitching' and pass the ketchup mother fucker! And all the patrons say *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp buuuuurp* Overdid the ketchup mother fucker! *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp buuuuurp* Can I get some bacon please? Bacon please? With my meal Can I get some bacon please? Bacon please? With my meal Can I get some bacon please? Bacon please? With my meal And all the patrons say *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp buuuuurp* Overdid the ketchup mother fucker! *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp buuuuurp* And all the patrons say *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp buuuuurp* Overdid the ketchup mother fucker! Megaphone Brad: ¡Escúchame! La comida rápida es muy delicioso! Pasar la salsa de tomate! Los necesito para mis papas!