Boredom = Me writing this random piece of rhymes :L

I feel dirtier than a kid who just learned about germs
But clean like a politican bein' given another term
Let me spell it out for you like I'm readin' out an eye test
You feel anorexic 'cause my words refuse to digest
But right now I'm far more bluer than a song by Eiffel 65
If I had that much green I'd be stutterin' daba dee, daba die
So I'ma keep locked away in a hotel where ya wonder like Don Cheadle
But even Rowanda won't be safe like a haystack fulla needles
You see I'm harder than the Tinman so don't you dare ever get boreda me
Rhymes meticulous like Hitman/You got that Dorothy?
I'm lookin' more run-down than the action in a Steven Seagul movie
Squeezed the balls of a cartoon dog lately - I've just felt Goofy
I'm at the theatre inhalin' ether and wearin' my wife beater
While Seether's inside my freezer, and now their new-born believers
And when it comes to temptation we CAN resist, but here's somethin' to tell Jesus
Since I've seen the death of a fetus, I'll believe it when hell freezes
So the only way it seems these cats'll listen
Is to drown 'em out... Like I'm givin' 'em a baptism
I'm not gonna be depressed I'ma fight away the grey strain
And be harder than a rock, no disrepect to Dwayne J
Other words you wanna fight me and your chances will be so hopeless
'Cause I ain't someone's who's Ford got stolen - I still got my 'focus'