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    Burning In The Pies #ReplaceLinkinParkSongsWithKetchup

    I used the firewood to make the pastry rise
    The blood of innocent cows burning in the pies
    I filled my cup with the boiling of the tea
    And poured it out in pan full of ghee

    I'm swimming in the smoke
    Of meals I have burned
    So don't apologise
    I'm losing what you don't deserve

    We held our breath when the steam began to form
    But you were lost in the beeping of a storm
    And in the end we were made to be apart
    Seperate chambers of the dead cow's heart

    I'm swimming in the smoke
    Of meals I have burned
    So don't apologise
    I'm losing what you don't deserve

    It's in the blackened bones
    Of the cows I have burned
    So don't apologise
    I'm losing what you don't deserve
    A good hearty dessert

    I'm swimming in the smoke
    Of meals I have burned
    So don't apologise
    I'm losing what you don't deserve

    The blame is mine alone
    For the cows I have burned
    So don't apologise
    I'm losing what you don't deserve
    What you don't deserve
    A good hearty dessert

    And here's the firewood
    To make the pastry rise
    The blood of innocent cows
    Burning in the pies

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    My favourite so far!

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    "Burning Of The Pies"

    I hit the preheat and watched the temp gauge rise
    The rack's in center oven waiting for these pies
    I filled them up with the fillings made of treats
    Like pumpkin, rhubarb, apple and minced meat

    Noooooooooooo!

    I'm breathing in the smoke of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that won't be served.
    Pies that won't be served.

    I held my breath as the smoke began to pour
    The pies were lost; I should have got them out before
    And in the end they just made a fire start
    Like a Zippo lighter lighting up a fart

    Noooooooooooo!

    I'm breathing in the smoke of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that won't be served.
    The crust is black, not gold of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that wont be served.
    Pies that won't be served.

    Noooooooooooooo!

    I'm breathing in the smoke of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that won't be served.
    The crust is black, not gold of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that wont be served.
    Pies that won't be served.

    I hit the preheat and watched the temp gauge rise
    The rack's in center oven waiting for these pies...


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    Pies are disgusting. Let's destroy all the recipes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryo Hazuki View Post
    Pies are disgusting. Let's destroy all the recipes.
    The cake is a lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hybrid View Post
    The cake is a lie.
    That would be in my favor, since I dislike 98% of cake also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryo Hazuki View Post
    That would be in my favor, since I dislike 98% of cake also.
    Freak! lol

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    Who uses meat to make pies? LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Vereker View Post
    Who uses meat to make pies? LMAO


    To use as a filling?

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    i love it ... made me so Hungry after reading it

    DONT BURN THE PIE!!!
    ALL FOR NOTHING -

    And no I'm not your soldier, I'm not taking any orders

    I'm a five star general infantry controller, need a lesson, let me show you.

    Have you checking your composure while I make you step to it like


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    Quote Originally Posted by David Vereker View Post
    Who uses meat to make pies? LMAO
    There is Minced meat pie. Also, in America, we have Chicken Pot Pie, Turkey Pot Pie, and Beef Pot Pie. Pot pies are delicious. It's like stew. In a flaky pie crust. It's fucking amazing.

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