Burning In The Pies #ReplaceLinkinParkSongsWithKetchup

[Gloomy Mushroom]

I used the firewood to make the pastry rise
The blood of innocent cows burning in the pies
I filled my cup with the boiling of the tea
And poured it out in pan full of ghee

I'm swimming in the smoke
Of meals I have burned
So don't apologise
I'm losing what you don't deserve

We held our breath when the steam began to form
But you were lost in the beeping of a storm
And in the end we were made to be apart
Seperate chambers of the dead cow's heart

I'm swimming in the smoke
Of meals I have burned
So don't apologise
I'm losing what you don't deserve

It's in the blackened bones
Of the cows I have burned
So don't apologise
I'm losing what you don't deserve
A good hearty dessert

I'm swimming in the smoke
Of meals I have burned
So don't apologise
I'm losing what you don't deserve

The blame is mine alone
For the cows I have burned
So don't apologise
I'm losing what you don't deserve
What you don't deserve
A good hearty dessert

And here's the firewood
To make the pastry rise
The blood of innocent cows
Burning in the pies

[LeeQuoiZ]

My favourite so far!

[Hybrid]

"Burning Of The Pies"

I hit the preheat and watched the temp gauge rise
The rack's in center oven waiting for these pies
I filled them up with the fillings made of treats
Like pumpkin, rhubarb, apple and minced meat

Noooooooooooo!

I'm breathing in the smoke of pie crusts I have burned
So now I realize that these are pies that won't be served.
Pies that won't be served.

I held my breath as the smoke began to pour
The pies were lost; I should have got them out before
And in the end they just made a fire start
Like a Zippo lighter lighting up a fart

Noooooooooooo!

I'm breathing in the smoke of pie crusts I have burned
So now I realize that these are pies that won't be served.
The crust is black, not gold of pie crusts I have burned
So now I realize that these are pies that wont be served.
Pies that won't be served.

Noooooooooooooo!

I'm breathing in the smoke of pie crusts I have burned
So now I realize that these are pies that won't be served.
The crust is black, not gold of pie crusts I have burned
So now I realize that these are pies that wont be served.
Pies that won't be served.

I hit the preheat and watched the temp gauge rise
The rack's in center oven waiting for these pies...

[Jesse]

Pies are disgusting. Let's destroy all the recipes.

[Hybrid]

Pies are disgusting. Let's destroy all the recipes.

The cake is a lie.

[Jesse]

The cake is a lie.

That would be in my favor, since I dislike 98% of cake also.

[Hybrid]

That would be in my favor, since I dislike 98% of cake also.

Freak! lol

[David Vereker]

Who uses meat to make pies? LMAO

[Gloomy Mushroom]

Who uses meat to make pies? LMAO

To use as a filling?

[Star Scream]

i love it ... made me so Hungry after reading it

DONT BURN THE PIE!!!

[Hybrid]

Who uses meat to make pies? LMAO

There is Minced meat pie. Also, in America, we have Chicken Pot Pie, Turkey Pot Pie, and Beef Pot Pie. Pot pies are delicious. It's like stew. In a flaky pie crust. It's fucking amazing.