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  1. Hybrid

    Hybrid Has gone Rogue. LPA Team

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    I hate it when people ruin surprises.
     
  2. Minus

    Minus ohai LPA Addicted VIP

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    The back of Quirrel's head is actually Voldemort
    The diary is actually Voldemort
    Harry saw himself cast the Patronus charm
    Barty Crouch Jr. is still alive, at least until he's dead
    Sirius dies
    Snape is the Half-Blood Prince
    Snape kills Dumbledore
    Voldemort kills Snape
    Voldemort kills Harry Potter
    Harry Potter actually lives
    Harry Potter kills Voldemort
    Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze
    Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time
    They were on planet Earth the whole time
    HAL goes insane, gets unplugged
    Samuel L. Jackson's character is the villain
    Darth Vader is Luke's father
    Norman had his dead mother in the basement
    Rosebud is a sled
    Jenny dies of AIDS
    They shoot Old Yeller
    Bilbo finds the ring
    Frodo destroys the ring
    Alan wins Jumanji and everything goes back to normal
    The village is in a nature preserve in present times
    Soylent Green is people
    Neo is The One
    Neo dies
    The heroine in Kill Bill's name is Beatrix Kiddo
    Her daughter is also alive and well
    Will Smith finds the cure but sacrifices himself to save 2 kids
    The Iron Giant saves the town from a nuke
    Aladdin uses his final wish to free the Genie, marries the princess
    Rapunzel's tears revive Eugene and they live happily ever after
    Stitch is allowed to stay on Earth with Lilo and her sister
    The Beast becomes a handsome Prince
    Snow White is revived by the kiss of a prince
    Noah and Allie die in their sleep side-by-side
    The X-Men foil the plans of Magneto
    Magneto incidentally turns Xavier into a paraplegic
    Andy escapes Shawshank
    John Nash wins the Nobel Prize
    Seabiscuit wins
    The Angels win
    God is the old man in a coma
    Charlie wins the Chocolate Factory
    Rocky loses
    Rocky wins
    Rocky loses, then wins
    Rocky wins
    Rocky, um, beats someone up in the middle of the street
    Rocky loses
    Jesus dies then lives
     
  3. Hybrid

    Hybrid Has gone Rogue. LPA Team

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    LMAO! But none of them are relevant to The Dark Knight Rises. Plus, I knew most of that. :awesome:
     
  4. Minus

    Minus ohai LPA Addicted VIP

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    Bruce Wayne is Batman?
     
  5. Hybrid

    Hybrid Has gone Rogue. LPA Team

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    :dafuq:


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :FUUUUUU:
     
  6. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. LPA Contributor

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    :rofl:
     
  7. Super Sonic

    Super Sonic The Hedgehog LPA Super VIP

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    :rofl:
     
  8. Minus

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    Added spoiler:

    E.T. goes home.
     
  9. Zane

    Zane WARRIOR PRINCESS LPA Team

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    NOOO. You ruined The Notebook for me!!! Wait.
     
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    The Notebook is fuckin' amazing and if you disagree, you're wrong.
     
  11. Zane

    Zane WARRIOR PRINCESS LPA Team

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    The story is heart-wrenching: agreed
    The story was exciting the entire time: Sorry
    The story was like a porno at times and overdone at times: agreed
     
  12. Snail

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    Ex is coming over tonight. Keep it in my pants or not?

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  13. Hybrid

    Hybrid Has gone Rogue. LPA Team

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    You broke up for a reason, Holmes...
     
  14. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    If you broke up because you couldn't decide how many ply the toilet tissue should be then let loose.
     
  15. Canadian Joe

    Canadian Joe Bacon strips LPA Super VIP

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    In the event of an abnormality or power loss below V1, I will close the power levers to forward idle, apply maximum braking and maximum reverse thrust.

    // I will call ENGINE FIRE or ENGINE FAILURE, observe braking response, call Reverse Green, or No Reverse 1 (or 2), and through 70, advise ATC. I will set Flap 5 when stopped.

    \\ I will continue maximum braking and reverse until stopped, and set the parking brake as required. If an immediate evacuation is not required, I will call for the appropriate drill or checklist, and make a PA "Remain seated, In-Charge report to the flight deck". If an evacuation is required, I will call for "CHECKLIST - Passenger Evacuation", and make a PA - "EVACUATE, EVACUATE".

    // I will read the checklist






    I have 2600 pages of this stuff to memorize. Bring on the beer!
     
  16. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    Are you going to be a pilot?
     
  17. Nish

    Nish Well-Known Member

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    Been pretty quite over the past week. It's funny, I live on the internet during the semester and spend barely go online during holidays.
     
  18. Hybrid

    Hybrid Has gone Rogue. LPA Team

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    Fuck this headache...
     
  19. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

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    He is a pilot. :lol:
     
  20. Gitsnik

    Gitsnik WAAAGH!!! Über Member

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    Fuck the rain.
     
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