meh, I once landed on the sun
I fell out of my window
meh, I once landed on the sun
I fell out of my window
meh i fell out of a jet
i ate a raw bird
Meh I ate a raw whale
I was in a coma for 10 years
We're all a little weird and life is a little weird, and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours we fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
meh, i was cremated for 10 years
i tried to eat a table
meh, i ate a table
I saw a dog eat a whale
meh, i saw a snake eat a rhino
i swallowed a snake like spaghetti
meh, i swallowed a elephant like a pill
I burnt my arm off
meh, i swallowed a lit lighter
i ate a burger with toenail clippings
Meh, I once ate a burger with ball cheese on it.
I fucked a bear once
meh, I fucked your mom. lol jk
I once jumped out of a plane
meh, i jumped of a rocket ship and then landed on thumbtacks
i grinded my self on a giant cheese grater
meh, I fell from the moon to the top of the Eiffel Tower
I once won the Super Bowl
meh, i won the prize for the super ball
i saw a brutal battle between squid ward and super sonic
meh, squidward can't beat Super Sonic.
I met Linkin Park.
meh, linkin park wanted my autograph
i ate a raw cow
Meh, I ate a raw David hasselhof
I can fire angry ticks out of my nipples
meh, i can light my nipples on fire
i ate a lot of staples
Meh, I shit a lot of staples
I regularly pluck my nose hair
meh, your mom shaves my but hair
I once made a number 1 album
Meh, I do that shit all the time
I once smashed my face on the corner of a podium (true story)
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