The 'meh' game

Meh, the entire UN gave me fastfood coupons and LP tickets for life featuring exclusive trackers to know where in the world the band is (u jelly, fangirls?)

I got Apple products free for life.

 

Meh, Apple products are still overpriced.

I've got dem skills, yo.

 

Meh, Macintosh apples taste yuck!

I have wings so I can fly and I'm a cat!
EDIT: (Ninja post!!!)
Meh, I've got more skills than you, yo.

I have wings so I can fly and I'm a cat!

 

Meh, i don't have wings but i can still fly.

I just ate a cat.

 

meh i just ate a dead cat that i found in the dump

i swallowed a cup full of dragon flies

 

Meh, I swallowed a cup full of dragons

I once slayed a dragon

 

Meh, I killed 100 dragons per day.

I'm going to Universal Studios Orlando.

 

Meh, Im going to the moon

I cant think of anything

 

Meh, izzzz cukdnt tincc

I'm heading to three states in three weeks.

 

Meh, im heading to 3 planets in 3 hours

I got fined for being awesome

 

Meh, I got sent to jail for being epic.

I'm so great, I get in trouble and the teacher apologizes!

 

Meh I just rode a unicorn..

 

Meh I just ate popcorn

 

Meh I ate a gigantic burer for breakfast

I've been to three Universal Studios theme parks.

 

Meh, I've been to three universes.

I can thread needles with only one try.

 

Meh, i could find a needle in a hay stack in one second

I once ate 3 pizza's in one day

 

Meh, I can eat 3 pizzas in one hour!

I can play In The End on the piano.

 

meh, i can play in the end on piano and new divide on guitar at the same time *sub conscience calling me a liar*

i made a guitar all out of paper

 

Meh, I can play Beethoven's 5th Symphony on the piano....... With my feet.

EDIT: Oh man, ninja'd again xD

Meh, I made a real life-sized Shinoda out of paper.

I can name the capitals of every country in Europe.

 

I can name all the capitals of the universe.

I can predict the future.