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    hawk

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    Rules are simple.
    We'll go through the alphabet, pick something that starts with the next letter in the alphabet and then write something about it. Just because, you have to.
    It will continue on a loop. A - Z.

    I'll begin.

    Apple
    The apple was shot through space to the moon, when it landed it was purple, just because.
     
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    Boy
    Robot boy is such an under appreciated song.
     
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    Cow

    The cow in my backyard gives me delicious milk.
     
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    Mr. Vahn

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    Dung.

    But it throws dung around way too often :/
     
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    Ebay.

    You can buy things on Ebay.
     
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    Hybrid

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    Fuck

    Fuck is the most dynamic word in the English language. It can be a noun, a verb, an adverb, an adjective and probably many other English terms that I forgot. Fuck, I may have misused one of the English terms here, but that's okay if I did because Minus will be sure to fucking tell me about my fuck up...
     
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    Gnome
    I swear the gnome outside wasn't there before....
     
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    Hybrid

    People need to face the facts. There will never be another Hybrid Theory.
     
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    I

    Me, Myself and I.
     
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    Jeff

    Jeff found Nemo.
     
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    Kappa

    No words, just :kappa:. Kappa.
     
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    L

    Lemons are not limes but limes can pretend to be lemons and lemons are another name for shit cars, and shitcars is a synonym for lemon except lime is not and if you think about limes then you want want, like really bad still I think lemons are very tasty especially in chicken and lemonade and run on sentences that seem to be about lemons but are really about annoying the reader.
     
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    M

    I always have the munchies. :rastamike:
     
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    Ninja

    Ninjas VS Pirates. Who will be left standing?
     
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    "O" Face

    This is my O face. :trex:
     
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    Piss

    Jeff's "O" face made me piss myself!
     
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    Queen

    Soundwave pissing himself is making himself into such a queen.
     
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    Ride

    The wish pony has come to ride Jeff now.
     
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    Save

    Save me from this pony who is trying to ride me.
     
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    Take

    Take cover cause this is going to hurt.
     

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