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  1. Minus

    Minus ohai LPA Addicted VIP

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    Especially
    Especially if that person's name is Baby Minus.
     
  2. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    Fools.
    Same story for fools as cunts and dicks.
     
  3. Minus

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    God
    If He really did create men in His image, God must be completely brain-dead.
     
  4. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    Humans
    If humans are based on God then God must be ugly. :kappa:
     
  5. Minus

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    Idiot
    So God is an ugly idiot?
     
  6. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    Jealousy

    You jelly? :trollface:
     
  7. Minus

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    You didn't use the word Jealousy in your "story". :facepalm:

    Kinda
    This game is kinda stupid, don't you think?
     
  8. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    Love

    I love this thread due to its postwhoring possibilites
     
  9. Minus

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    Maybe
    Maybe you should be a better postwhore.
     
  10. Zak

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    Next

    Next time, I'll be on my PC so I'll be able to postwhore better
     
  11. Minus

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    Or

    Or maybe you can stop using your phone as an excuse and FIND A MORE EFFICIENT WAY.
     
  12. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    Personal

    Personal Computer currently unavailable.
     
  13. Minus

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    Question
    The question isn't whether you have a PC, but whether there's a more efficient way for you to post on your phone.
     
  14. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    Repeatedly

    Repeatedy going to the same threads seems to be a better plan.
     
  15. Minus

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    So
    That works only because I'm posting everywhere so fast.
     
  16. Zak

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    Two

    It requires two people.
     
  17. Minus

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    Unnecessary
    You staying up just so I can postwhore is completely unnecessary.
     
  18. Zak

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    Volunteered

    I have volunteered to help you but mainly help myself.
     
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    Well
    Well, I hear you're going to sleep.
     
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    X
    X can mean a word or a number.
     

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