Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you fly through a cloud that was snowing and you freeze to death.

I wish I could dance.

 

Granted, but you cant speak no more

I wish I was perfect

 

Granted, but not not your appearance.

I wish I lived in a yellow submarine.

 

Granted, but the submarine leaks.

I wish I could move out.

 

granted, you move next door to the same person

i wish i will get a good mark

 

Granted, But it's bruises.

I wish I could swim.

 

Granted, but now there's no more water in the world.

I wish I had a genie.

 

Granted, but he's wishmaster.

I wish I could see.

 

Granted, but I just poked your eyes out.

I wish I could play guitar.

 

Granted, but you play badly.

I wish I could Multi-task.

 

Granted, but you have nothing to do.

I wish I could play on stage with Linkin Park.

 

Granted, but you make yourself look bad (rofl).

I wish I could walk on water.

 

Well, crap. xD

Granted, but you're allergic to water.

I wish my dad would finally fix my piano >.<

 

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

Granted, but they key's break again when you touch them.

I wish I could play bass.

 

Granted, but your hands get sawed off.

I wish I had a life.

 

Granted, but there's nothing to live for.

I wish I could cry.

 

Granted, but you're allergic to tears, too. ;D

I wish I had a job.

 

god you just want me dead.

Granted, but you don't get paid.

I wish to volunteer more.

 

It means I like you :3

Granted, but you'll never have to time to eat or sleep.

I wish that this wish right here were inable to be ruined or corrupted in any form or fashion.

 

<3.

Granted, but it's the wrong wish to with that on.

I wish to never get cuts.