Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but Jared Letos not on it

I wish I was famous

 

Granted, you're Snookie

I wish I could sing

 

Granted, but everyone hates you

I wish to be successful

 

Granted, but you're miserable plus have no friends or family!

I wish I was fit

 

Granted, but you cant have sex.

I wish for some more light

 

Granted, but you go blind

I wish for summer

 

Granted, it lasts one day

I wish for sun

 

Granted. You obliterate.

I wish for snow.

 

Granted but it's yellow snow

I wish I had more coffee

 

Granted, but it's decaf.

I wish for stupid to be banned.

 

Granted, but you get mistaken for stupid

I wish I knew who stupid was.

 

Granted, but you get killed because you now know...

I wish I had a coke

 

Granted, but you get seriously addicted

I wish my toe was better

 

Granted, but your leg is worse.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

 

granted you work double shift the day after.

i wish i wasn't in economics class right now ):

 

Granted. You're transferred to the new Endless Calculus class.

I wish I never watched that Staged trailer.

 

Granted, you watched Justin Biebers movie

I wish for Christmas

 

Granted. You're stranded in space by that time.

I wish it wasn't this cold here.

 

Granted, it's now so hot you're almost literally burning up.

I wish for the rain to stop!

 

Granted, it never rains again and there is a massive drought and everyone dies

I wish I was sleeping