Corrupt A Wish

Granted not you feel nothing
I wish I was in your house.

 

Lmao that wish needs no corrupting. Welcome home, just follow the trails through the mess. Don't stray or trash monster might get you.

I wish my house wasn't so fucking messy

 

Granted it's clean but everthing is gone.
I wish I had some chocolate milk.

 

Granted, but its milk from a strange animal

I wish this hood/mask didn't make my hair look so wonky

 

Granted but now you're bald
I wish I can count better.

 

Granted, but you forget how to spell

I wish for a good time

 

Granted but you will get bored with it
I wish I had a Dr Pepper

 

Granted, but it taste's baaaaddd.

I wish we will win

 

Granted cause we're the only ones playing
I wish I can think of a wish

 

Granted, but its rubbish

I wish this game wasn't getting old.

 

granted, it just got younger

i wish i could think straight

 

granted, but you think so straight noone wants to talk to you anymore and you're now forever alone

i wish i wasn't hungry

 

Granted, your starving

I wish I was cool

 

Granted, now you're freezing

I wish I was lighter

 

Granted, your arm does

I wish I could be bothered to post whore.

 

Granted, you now stroll the dark alleys of the LPA in skimpy, neon colored clothing, and hybrid is yo pimp daddy.

I wish i could afford new headphones

 

Granted, but they dont work

I wish Hybrid wasn't my pimp daddy.

 

Granted, now he's your sugar daddy and your his bottom bitch

I wish I had cable

 

Granted, but its the wrong one

I wish this game was easier.