Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but the rhyme was so awesome that it caused your brain to explode with awesomeness!

I wish for the ability to shoot lasers from my eyes.

 

Granted but you died of cancer.

I wish for a nice meal.

 

Granted, but your cook is about to be on the show "Busted On The Job". Enjoy your surprise!

I wish that I had a soda.

 

Granted, but it's your least favorite kind

I wish Ree would join the writing contest

 

Granted, but you get her theme about dismembering Emma Watson.

I wish I had cake.

 

Granted, but the cake is a lie... You will burn soon.

I wish that I could become a Contributor someday.

 

Granted, but I slept with your mom last night.

I wish Ree would join the writing contest

 

Already been granted, causing a small blackhole to open up behind you.

I wish for some hot wings.

 

Granted, but I slept with your mom last night.

I wish Ree would join the writing contest

 

Granted, but your mom slept with Derek all of last week.

I wish there was something better on T.V.

 

Granted, but you forgot to pay your cable bill so that only lasted a few minutes before service was interrupted.

I wish I knew whos theme I'll get for the lyrics contest.

 

Granted, but you get last place.

I wish I could get a haircut.

 

Granted, now where are my rusty clippers at...

I wish for a pony.

 

Granted, but he rides you.

I wish I lost more weight.

 

Granted, but you get so obsessed you get so thin you just vanishes

I wish I was abroad

 

Granted, you're aboard a spaceship on the way to the sun.

I wish it was Friday

 

Granted, you get to go to a Rebecca Black concert that will last all of 12 hours.

I wish that I had a better paying job.

 

Granted, now you get pain 50 cents a day for cleaning all the toilets.

I wish I was an only child.

 

Granted, but you just got bitch slapped by a penguin.

I wish Ree would join the writing contest