Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Liz

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    Granted you are now the same colour as diarrhea

    I wish I had more postcounts
     
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    Granted, but you never leave your computer again

    I wish for a Super Sonic teddybear.
     
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    Granted, but it's stolen the next day and never found again

    I wish the next season of Doctor Who could start noow!
     
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    Granted, but its shit

    I wish Modern Warfare 3 was released tommorow
     
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    Granted, you watched Rebecca Black's Friday instead

    I wish you didn't post that link. :FUUUUUU:
     
  7. Liz

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    Granted, but you would've found it anyway!

    I wish she could be fed to pedobear
     
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    Granted.

    I wish she had a high five to the face with a brick.
     
  9. Liz

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    I can't corrupt that one... So just granted!

    I wish that someone could smack her to reality
     
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    Granted.

    I wish there were more comments to post
     
  11. Liz

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    Granted, but now there are TOO many so you can't keep up and end up unconscious because there was just TOO many....

    I wish I could see Frank Turner at Wembley
     
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    Granted, but you are in the nosebleeds, and it requires binoculars to see him.

    I wish my animals weren't freaking psychotic.
     
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    Granted, but they've just eat you

    I wish that i could stop farting
     
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    Granted, but you shit your pants.

    I wish I had a dollar.
     
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    Granted, but its in. . . PENNIES!!!

    I wish I made 50 bucks an hour
     
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    Granted, but I mistook the slang bucks as real bucks, and now your ass is sore from all the bucks you got from a white tail buck.


    I wish my phone would hurry charging.
     
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    Granted, but it over charges and explodes

    I wish I had a new car
     
  18. Liz

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    Granted, but it rolls down into the river the next day...

    I wish I could sleep all day
     
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    Granted, but you never wake up.

    I wish for the LPA awards.
     
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    Granted, but it'll be hosted by tom cruise

    I wish I was the sexiest person alive
     

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