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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesse View Post
    , Granted, but, on,ly, on, paper, not, on,line,


    I wish I had some peace.
    You will now rest in peace.

    I wish i didn't have everyone in the world killed and me not trapped in a coma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KATHYxx View Post
    You will now rest in peace.

    I wish i didn't have everyone in the world killed and me not trapped in a coma.
    Granted, everyone in the world is alive but have been turned into cannibals who hunt others without moral regard.
    And instead of being in a coma, most land to live on is radioactive.

    I wish I could stop wishing for things.


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    Granted, but you will now live in real fucking misery for the rest of your life

    I wish I was a butterfly
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizLP View Post
    Granted, but you will now live in real fucking misery for the rest of your life

    I wish I was a butterfly
    granted... Be careful of that semi tractor's grill coming at you in 5,4,3,2,1... Ouch, that looked like it hurt for the nanosecond you felt it...

    I wish I could be more like me and less like you.

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    Granted, but now you're not like me. Sucks to be you, bro!

    I wish I wasn't so bored

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    Granted, here's a book! Read it and not use it as a nut cracker!

    I wish I can have a cookie


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    Granted, but it's full of mold

    I wish I was Superman

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    Granted, but now you shall fall into a kryptonite mine.

    I wish for some tequila.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff View Post
    I wish for some tequila.
    Granted, but before you can take a drink a hobo whacks you across the head and steals your bottle.

    I wish that all my bills were paid off.

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    Granted, but you're out of money and had to loan loads of money from the bank to pay them off

    I wish I didn't have to work

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    Granted, but you will have no money or family.

    I wish for a piece of cake.

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    Wish granted, but the cake is made from manure.

    I wish for money.

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    Granted, you get $1.

    I wish for a break.

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    Wish granted, but you only get a Kit-Kat.

    I wish for a dog.

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    Granted, but your dog is stolen by :derek: as he is making a coat out of dog hair.

    I wish I could sleep.

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    Granted, but your dreams shall consist of Derek planking on top of Sheldon Cooper's head whilst Emma Watson doing the Macarena.

    I wish my foot didn't itch so goddamn much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff View Post
    Granted, but your dreams shall consist of Derek planking on top of Sheldon Cooper's head whilst Emma Watson doing the Macarena.

    I wish my foot didn't itch so goddamn much.
    Wish granted, but now your other foot is itchy.

    I WISH I WASN'T SO FUCKING HUNGRY.

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    Granted, but now you have gained over 9000 pounds.

    I wish I had a hug

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    Granted, I hug you and break a few of your lower ribs. Oops.

    I wish I could see Emma Watson doing the Macarena.
    Yeah here we go for the millionth time...

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    Granted, but now Emma Watson has a skin infection.

    I wish I could fire mah lazars.

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