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  1. 07-29-2011, 09:34 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesse View Post
    , Granted, but, on,ly, on, paper, not, on,line,


    I wish I had some peace.
    You will now rest in peace.

    I wish i didn't have everyone in the world killed and me not trapped in a coma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KATHYxx View Post
    You will now rest in peace.

    I wish i didn't have everyone in the world killed and me not trapped in a coma.
    Granted, everyone in the world is alive but have been turned into cannibals who hunt others without moral regard.
    And instead of being in a coma, most land to live on is radioactive.

    I wish I could stop wishing for things.

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    Granted, but you will now live in real fucking misery for the rest of your life

    I wish I was a butterfly
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    Right? [...] Liz is more than just hot though. She is fucking awesome all around. FACT. Anyone who disagrees is a dick hole, and I will fight them with my bare hands.
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  4. 07-29-2011, 10:22 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizLP View Post
    Granted, but you will now live in real fucking misery for the rest of your life

    I wish I was a butterfly
    granted... Be careful of that semi tractor's grill coming at you in 5,4,3,2,1... Ouch, that looked like it hurt for the nanosecond you felt it...

    I wish I could be more like me and less like you.
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    Granted, but now you're not like me. Sucks to be you, bro!

    I wish I wasn't so bored
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  6. 07-29-2011, 10:54 PM #46
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    Granted, here's a book! Read it and not use it as a nut cracker!

    I wish I can have a cookie

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    Granted, but it's full of mold

    I wish I was Superman
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  8. 07-30-2011, 03:13 AM #48
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    Granted, but now you shall fall into a kryptonite mine.

    I wish for some tequila.
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  9. 07-30-2011, 04:35 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff View Post
    I wish for some tequila.
    Granted, but before you can take a drink a hobo whacks you across the head and steals your bottle.

    I wish that all my bills were paid off.
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  10. 07-30-2011, 08:37 AM #50
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    Granted, but you're out of money and had to loan loads of money from the bank to pay them off

    I wish I didn't have to work
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    Granted, but you will have no money or family.

    I wish for a piece of cake.
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    Wish granted, but the cake is made from manure.

    I wish for money.
    AND I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER:
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    Granted, you get $1.

    I wish for a break.
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    Wish granted, but you only get a Kit-Kat.

    I wish for a dog.
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    Granted, but your dog is stolen by :derek: as he is making a coat out of dog hair.

    I wish I could sleep.
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  16. 07-30-2011, 04:06 PM #56
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    Granted, but your dreams shall consist of Derek planking on top of Sheldon Cooper's head whilst Emma Watson doing the Macarena.

    I wish my foot didn't itch so goddamn much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff View Post
    Granted, but your dreams shall consist of Derek planking on top of Sheldon Cooper's head whilst Emma Watson doing the Macarena.

    I wish my foot didn't itch so goddamn much.
    Wish granted, but now your other foot is itchy.

    I WISH I WASN'T SO FUCKING HUNGRY.
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  18. 07-30-2011, 04:29 PM #58
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    Granted, but now you have gained over 9000 pounds.

    I wish I had a hug
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    Granted, I hug you and break a few of your lower ribs. Oops.

    I wish I could see Emma Watson doing the Macarena.
    Yeah here we go for the millionth time...
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    Granted, but now Emma Watson has a skin infection.

    I wish I could fire mah lazars.
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