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Granted, but now you're not like me. Sucks to be you, bro!
I wish I wasn't so bored
Granted, here's a book! Read it and not use it as a nut cracker!
I wish I can have a cookie
Linkin Park 2012
Granted, but it's full of mold
I wish I was Superman
Granted, but you're out of money and had to loan loads of money from the bank to pay them off
I wish I didn't have to work
Granted, but you will have no money or family.
I wish for a piece of cake.
Wish granted, but the cake is made from manure.
I wish for money.
AND I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER:
Granted, you get $1.
I wish for a break.
Wish granted, but you only get a Kit-Kat.
I wish for a dog.
Granted, but your dog is stolen by :derek: as he is making a coat out of dog hair.
I wish I could sleep.
Granted, but your dreams shall consist of Derek planking on top of Sheldon Cooper's head whilst Emma Watson doing the Macarena.
I wish my foot didn't itch so goddamn much.
Granted, but now you have gained over 9000 pounds.
I wish I had a hug
Granted, I hug you and break a few of your lower ribs. Oops.
I wish I could see Emma Watson doing the Macarena.
Yeah here we go for the millionth time...
Granted, but now Emma Watson has a skin infection.
I wish I could fire mah lazars.
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