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    Quote Originally Posted by Soundwave View Post
    Granted, but I had to break your finger so you would take your mind off the pain in your foot.

    I wish that it was Saturday.
    Granted, but I accidentally transported you to a Saturday in the year 3098. You're now the only human left on Earth.

    I wish Hybrid would stop breaking the rules and saying he denies wishes.

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    Granted, but everytime he grants a wish, you shall be electrocuted in the testes

    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff View Post
    Granted, but everytime he grants a wish, you shall be electrocuted in the testes

    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
    GRANTED, but Benjamin gets to eat you.

    I wish Ben would get zapped in the testes right now.


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    Granted, but he gets to commandeer your Xbox 360 for 10 years.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff View Post
    Granted, but he gets to commandeer your Xbox 360 for 10 years.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work anymore.
    Granted, but it pours rain everyday your out of work living on the street.

    I wish that new Xbox would come out already... lol

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    Granted, but every time you buy one, it makes you drop a screw in the tuna.

    I wish I had some polish sausage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff View Post
    Granted, but every time you buy one, it makes you drop a screw in the tuna.

    I wish I had some polish sausage.
    Granted. I know quite a few polish guys that can help you out with that.

    I wish I would stop dropping screws in the tuna.

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    Granted, but now the tuna shall be dropped in the screws.

    I wish this headache was gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff View Post
    Granted, but now the tuna shall be dropped in the screws.

    I wish this headache was gone.
    Granted, however the only medication found was lead in the form of ammunition.

    I wish Linkin Park "fans" weren't so stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hybrid View Post
    I wish Linkin Park "fans" weren't so stupid.
    Once again, these are wishes, not miracles.

    I wish I had Spider-Man's Powers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soundwave View Post
    Once again, these are wishes, not miracles.

    I wish I had Spider-Man's Powers.
    Granted, but I'll get Super Man's powers and kick your ass

    I wish more people would enter the Lyrics Competition (come on Soundwave you HAVE to enter)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benjamin View Post
    I wish more people would enter the Lyrics Competition (come on Soundwave you HAVE to enter)
    Granted, but everyone gets banned before it begins.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesse View Post
    Granted, but everyone gets banned before it begins.
    I wish Jesse made a wish...

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    Granted. But it wil be hurt your feelings.

    I wish i had someone who loved me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonic View Post
    Granted. But it wil be hurt your feelings.

    I wish i had someone who loved me.
    Granted. And they'll always be two steps behind you. Always. They'll love you so much they'll follow you home and sneak into your house and then hack into your personal things so that they'll know everything about you. That's how endless their love is.

    I wish for immortality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KATHYxx View Post
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    I wish for immortality.
    Granted but you are trapped inside an inescapable nightmare while in an endless coma.

    I wish this thread didn't exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KATHYxx View Post
    Granted. And they'll always be two steps behind you. Always. They'll love you so much they'll follow you home and sneak into your house and then hack into your personal things so that they'll know everything about you. That's how endless their love is.

    I wish for immortality.
    Granted, but I'm going to kill off the rest of the world. Have fun living by yourself forever!

    I wish I could punch Michelle Bachman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benjamin View Post
    Granted, but I'm going to kill off the rest of the world. Have fun living by yourself forever!

    I wish I could punch Michelle Bachman
    Granted, but you die from being so close to the proximity of evil.


    I wish Ben, hadn't granted a wish that was already granted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesse View Post
    Granted, but you die from being so close to the proximity of evil.


    I wish Ben, hadn't granted a wish that was already granted.
    Granted, but inside you actually don't give a rats ass about it.

    I wish Jesse didn't put commas in sentences that aren't necessary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benjamin View Post
    Granted, but inside you actually don't give a rats ass about it.

    I wish Jesse didn't put commas in sentences that aren't necessary
    , Granted, but, on,ly, on, paper, not, on,line,


    I wish I had some peace.

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