Granted, but when you go back work you can never have another day off. I wish i could understand the guy on the t.v.
Granted, then your boss came in all office space and wanted more tps reports. Now you have to work your holiday because that would be great. I wish my stapler had staples in it.
Granted, but it shorted out and caused an arc flash which in turn caused a fire. I wish I shaved this morning...
Granted, but she also gained your awesome dolphin hand in return. I wish that Jeff could have his dolphin hand back.
Granted, but you got nothing for your birthday. (Happy Birthday BTW. ) I wish i could visit Hahnville.