Corrupt A Wish

Granted but it's called The Titanic.

I wish I was back home.

 

Granted, but then you have to clean house.

I wish I was off work today.

 

Granted, but when you go back work you can never have another day off.

I wish i could understand the guy on the t.v.

 

Granted, but it turns out your watching Fox News.

I wish that I had some orange juice.

 

Granted, but it 5 years out of date.

I wish my tea wasn't so horrible.

 

Granted, heres some cow shit.

I wish my holiday was sooner.

 

Granted, it had one in and you just used it on accident.

I wish my fan worked.

 

Granted, but you cut yourself.

I wish i wasn't so tired.

 

Granted, you just eat a heart for breakfast.

I wish i could figure out who Hybrid was.

 

Granted but then it was called "wth is kinkin park?"
Wish my hands stop hurting.

 

Granted, but now you have no hands.

I wish Vdalem got her hands back.

 

Granted, but she also gained your awesome dolphin hand in return.

I wish that Jeff could have his dolphin hand back.

 

Granted, but its even bigger.

I wish you wouldn't corrupt this wish.

 

Granted but it's not that much fun anymore with no dolphin hand.

I wish nobody forget my birthday.

 

Granted, but you got nothing for your birthday. (Happy Birthday BTW. )

I wish i could visit Hahnville.