Granted, now it is spelled /\/\ () \_/ |\| T /\ | |\| |) [- \/\/ I wish Facebook wasn't being a dweeb right now.
Granted, but he there comes back to life even more annoying. I wish i hadn't spilt juice on my keyboard.
Granted, but I misinterpreted that, and got him a copy of Eminem's album Recovery, and played it at a speedy pace. I wish I was the King of England.
You succeed in becoming King. Songs are written about you, and people will talk about you for centuries to come. You will go down in history as the worst King that ever lived. I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.
You succeed in becoming lactose intolerant. People laugh, people rejoice in this occasion, and drink shots of milk and Jack Daniels, but then all the cows died and no more milk products can be made. I wish I had a million dollars.
*sips goat milk* Here is you million dollars. The government has increased their tax rates for random out of the blue prizes and now you are left with $4.25. I wish I had a wish.
Your wish is my command, your wish is to blow up the moon, which in turn causes a ginormous tsunami that wipes out the entire US West Coast. I wish I had a sailboat.