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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart".
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns.
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge castle atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples
     

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