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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs.
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened,
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies
     

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