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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum.
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good.
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks.
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup.
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious.
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt.
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt. Sarah really hated
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt. Sarah really hated not being there
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt. Sarah really hated not being there to catch a
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt. Sarah really hated not being there to catch a bus to Chechnya
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt. Sarah really hated not being there to catch a bus to Chechnya to join the
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt. Sarah really hated not being there to catch a bus to Chechnya to join the LP.com version of
     

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