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    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone was pleased. Until a moment of people pissing beds, led Joe to piss all over Ree's sweaty face. She enjoyed it so much she pissed back on everyone at LPA. Except for Saqib. Like a G6. Saqib pissed himself. Like a wizzkid. Where is Minus? In the cage. With a Pikachu. Getting sexually assaulted with a hard titanium, impenetrable dildo that Ben owns. Joe observes, horrorstruck, while Ree filmed Keaton's koala attack. Keaton then used the force to double penetrate the vagina of Derek and his koala. The koala died with great honor. Saint Koala day was announced yesterday that they died. Pan-dimensional sphincter drives Fatboy crazy because the koala had a huge gun, weighed a ton, MUTHAFUCKA!! All the King's horses and Little Bo Peep couldn't screw that hoe ass sheep known only as Schen's silly sheep. That have numbers
     
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    Wth Jay? That wasn't even a proper beginning of a sentence.

    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone was pleased. Until a moment of people pissing beds, led Joe to piss all over Ree's sweaty face. She enjoyed it so much she pissed back on everyone at LPA. Except for Saqib. Like a G6. Saqib pissed himself. Like a wizzkid. Where is Minus? In the cage. With a Pikachu. Getting sexually assaulted with a hard titanium, impenetrable dildo that Ben owns. Joe observes, horrorstruck, while Ree filmed Keaton's koala attack. Keaton then used the force to double penetrate the vagina of Derek and his koala. The koala died with great honor. Saint Koala day was announced yesterday that they died. Pan-dimensional sphincter drives Fatboy crazy because the koala had a huge gun, weighed a ton, MUTHAFUCKA!! All the King's horses and Little Bo Peep couldn't screw that hoe ass sheep known only as Schen's silly sheep. That have numbers that don't make
     
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    Just go with it :lol: This whole story has all sorts of grammatical problems haha!

    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone was pleased. Until a moment of people pissing beds, led Joe to piss all over Ree's sweaty face. She enjoyed it so much she pissed back on everyone at LPA. Except for Saqib. Like a G6. Saqib pissed himself. Like a wizzkid. Where is Minus? In the cage. With a Pikachu. Getting sexually assaulted with a hard titanium, impenetrable dildo that Ben owns. Joe observes, horrorstruck, while Ree filmed Keaton's koala attack. Keaton then used the force to double penetrate the vagina of Derek and his koala. The koala died with great honor. Saint Koala day was announced yesterday that they died. Pan-dimensional sphincter drives Fatboy crazy because the koala had a huge gun, weighed a ton, MUTHAFUCKA!! All the King's horses and Little Bo Peep couldn't screw that hoe ass sheep known only as Schen's silly sheep. That have numbers that don't make it over 9000
     
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    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone was pleased. Until a moment of people pissing beds, led Joe to piss all over Ree's sweaty face. She enjoyed it so much she pissed back on everyone at LPA. Except for Saqib. Like a G6. Saqib pissed himself. Like a wizzkid. Where is Minus? In the cage. With a Pikachu. Getting sexually assaulted with a hard titanium, impenetrable dildo that Ben owns. Joe observes, horrorstruck, while Ree filmed Keaton's koala attack. Keaton then used the force to double penetrate the vagina of Derek and his koala. The koala died with great honor. Saint Koala day was announced yesterday that they died. Pan-dimensional sphincter drives Fatboy crazy because the koala had a huge gun, weighed a ton, MUTHAFUCKA!! All the King's horses and Little Bo Peep couldn't screw that hoe ass sheep known only as Schen's silly sheep. That have numbers that don't make it over 9000 so Obama taxed
     
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    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone was pleased. Until a moment of people pissing beds, led Joe to piss all over Ree's sweaty face. She enjoyed it so much she pissed back on everyone at LPA. Except for Saqib. Like a G6. Saqib pissed himself. Like a wizzkid. Where is Minus? In the cage. With a Pikachu. Getting sexually assaulted with a hard titanium, impenetrable dildo that Ben owns. Joe observes, horrorstruck, while Ree filmed Keaton's koala attack. Keaton then used the force to double penetrate the vagina of Derek and his koala. The koala died with great honor. Saint Koala day was announced yesterday that they died. Pan-dimensional sphincter drives Fatboy crazy because the koala had a huge gun, weighed a ton, MUTHAFUCKA!! All the King's horses and Little Bo Peep couldn't screw that hoe ass sheep known only as Schen's silly sheep. That have numbers that don't make it over 9000 so Obama taxed some fucking monkeys.


    New story. This one's boring :lol:.

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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards.
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole
     

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