Three word story

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  1. MKH

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    Jesse ended the story and Ree beat him up, but not really. Yes really. Dean beat up Ree with cotton wool. But not really. Yes really. Derek says "Not really" He is mistaken. But loves spongebob and Hannah Montana. Don't forget JustinBeiber who he idolises. And dreams about. And faps to Richard Simmons' videos. Derek then fucked a duck which quacked when Derek was finished with assaulting it. Sad, since the other ducks were looking forward to the suprises Derek had in his collection of awesome sex toys. They contained douche and large duck dildos made of thorns and sharp razor blades. Ben waltzed in and poured hot chocolate over Zane and Norma Stitz. She suffocated Ben with her giant marshmallows and hot juicy ass. YUM. Totally the end. Not really because Ree ruined it. Story's too short like that duck's yellow beak and size "A" tits. The duck's bra is made from Ree's butt hair which is sexy, MKH ate it. It tasted like pimply armpit sweat. MKH liked it. He wanted more. He got nothing. What the fuck? He needed it in order to seek vengeance on Dumbledore stealing Ree. Instead MKH went to Blackee Dammet and grabbed his little teddy bear at which point
     
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    Jesse ended the story and Ree beat him up, but not really. Yes really. Dean beat up Ree with cotton wool. But not really. Yes really. Derek says "Not really" He is mistaken. But loves spongebob and Hannah Montana. Don't forget JustinBeiber who he idolises. And dreams about. And faps to Richard Simmons' videos. Derek then fucked a duck which quacked when Derek was finished with assaulting it. Sad, since the other ducks were looking forward to the suprises Derek had in his collection of awesome sex toys. They contained douche and large duck dildos made of thorns and sharp razor blades. Ben waltzed in and poured hot chocolate over Zane and Norma Stitz. She suffocated Ben with her giant marshmallows and hot juicy ass. YUM. Totally the end. Not really because Ree ruined it. Story's too short like that duck's yellow beak and size "A" tits. The duck's bra is made from Ree's butt hair which is sexy, MKH ate it. It tasted like pimply armpit sweat. MKH liked it. He wanted more. He got nothing. What the fuck? He needed it in order to seek vengeance on Dumbledore stealing Ree. Instead MKH went to Blackee Dammet and grabbed his little teddy bear at which point the story ended.
     
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    New story.

    Ree once loved
     
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    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy
     
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    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone
     
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    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone was pleased. Until
     
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    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone was pleased. Until a moment of
     
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    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone was pleased. Until a moment of people pissing beds,
     
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    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone was pleased. Until a moment of people pissing beds, led Joe to
     
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    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone was pleased. Until a moment of people pissing beds, led Joe to piss all over
     
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    Ree once loved to ninja LPA admin Joe because he liked it and loved her awesome good looks. She looks awesome as does Joe. They make sexy sexy time with each other all the time. Everyone was pleased. Until a moment of people pissing beds, led Joe to piss all over Ree's sweaty face
     

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