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  1. Jeff

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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun when "O" Beast is having sex with the cow which killed everyone slowly. He then proceeded to spontaneously de-combust into oblivion until
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun when "O" Beast is having sex with the cow which killed everyone slowly. He then proceeded to spontaneously de-combust into oblivion until Optimus Prime ejaculated
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun when "O" Beast is having sex with the cow which killed everyone slowly. He then proceeded to spontaneously de-combust into oblivion until Optimus Prime ejaculated in front of
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun when "O" Beast is having sex with the cow which killed everyone slowly. He then proceeded to spontaneously de-combust into oblivion until Optimus Prime ejaculated in front of Megatron and Starscream
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun when "O" Beast is having sex with the cow which killed everyone slowly. He then proceeded to spontaneously de-combust into oblivion until Optimus Prime ejaculated in front of Megatron and Starscream screaming "DIRTY DIANA!"
     
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    Well there once
     
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    Well there once lived a boob
     
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    Well there once lived a boob and a vagina
     
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    Well there once lived a boob and a vagina that followed LPA's
     
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    Well there once lived a boob and a vagina that followed LPA's Linkin Park news
     
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    Well there once lived a boob and a vagina that followed LPA's Linkin Park news and keep it
     
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    Well there once lived a boob and a vagina that followed LPA's Linkin Park news and keep it between its lips
     
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    Well there once lived a boob and a vagina that followed LPA's Linkin Park news and keep it between its lips and sucked hard
     
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    Well there once lived a boob and a vagina that followed LPA's Linkin Park news and keep it between its lips and sucked hard and ruined it.
     
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    Haha guys remember Luke's keep it clean message, this is gonna be hard now lol :p

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    Well there once lived a boob and a vagina that followed LPA's Linkin Park news and keep it between its lips and sucked hard and ruined it. Joshasa stole a death ray machine.
     
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    Well there once lived a boob and a vagina that followed LPA's Linkin Park news and keep it between its lips and sucked hard and ruined it. Joshasa stole a death ray machine. Big mama's house
     
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    Well there once lived a boob and a vagina that followed LPA's Linkin Park news and keep it between its lips and sucked hard and ruined it. Joshasa stole a death ray machine. Big mama's house is where Agent O
     
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    *nvm* this post
     
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    I edited it so now you have to edit it Jesse :p
     

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