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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards.
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep,
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until
     
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    o the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose.
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun when "O" Beast is
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun when "O" Beast is having sex with
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun when "O" Beast is having sex with the cow which
     
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    Okay guys, not shitting on anyone's fun here, but just remember we do have a keep it clean rule. Let's try and limit the profanity. It's funny here and there but this has just become a thread where everyone goes to post sexual innuendos and rude terminology and that's not the purpose of the thread.

    Try and keep your heads out of the gutter. :lol:
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun when "O" Beast is having sex with the cow which killed everyone slowly.
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun when "O" Beast is having sex with the cow which killed everyone slowly. He then proceeded
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was some vodka and not Ree. Saqib kept staring at them and thought "I want them" but decided he should rape a cow with huge testicles and bitch tits. The cow was on the other side of Saqib's bed and Caselimor joined them and put a condom on the cow's udders. It was kinky. Then Saqib went crazy with handcuffs and masturbated on Ben and Caselimor all night long. Those sick bastards. They were enjoying each other when Derek pulled out the magic stick. Dean shagged sheep, with Keaton until hell broke loose. Hell is fun when "O" Beast is having sex with the cow which killed everyone slowly. He then proceeded to spontaneously de-combust
     

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