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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek.
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum.
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper.
     
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    To the 1985. One crazy year. Ree wasn't born, Vdalem was 16 and living in sin with a number of pimped out pimps who pissed on Derek. While jizzing over cute fluffy kittens that stunk of Jay's fruity farts, old spice and Sarah's overly sized penis. Another way of felching is to obviously do twelve hours of star jumps and masturbating on a polling booth. Jay is a sexy geriatric who has listens to Queen while having unprotected car sex with Carmen Elektra. Which is really Derek. Not really. It was Jay's Mum. JOKES! It was Ree drunk on Jaeger shots and wearing a diaper. DOUBLE-JOKE! It was
     

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