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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said "I like MILFs" and he cried. Whilst crying he wet himself and played a vuvuzela. Everyone else sucks taquitos while drinking pralines and dick. Derek and Joe pimped Ree's monkey with black stripes which crapped out amazingness. As Jay sat fantasising about petting his Pikachu, he got hard and started rubbing his magic lamp, until ten Genies appeared naked with scotch appeared without asses but then turkeys ran across the prairie holding a thousand suns and became dinner of the wandering group of Martians who said to Dean that he has become death, the destroyer of worlds. Agent O danced into the sunset wearing high heels, which turns-on Ree that when you wear a tutu, faeries come and
     

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