Three word story

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    Once upon a planking derek's asshole, there once was another planking derek that planked only on Jeff's mom once every quadrillion taco bell shits, a shave and a blowjob from a toothless man called ShankyShank. I before E accept after Sheldor the story makes no sense. Derek planked underwater because he really was a jellyfish. He became obsessed with Joe, Todd and Keaton eating all his secret stash of A's and Z's. So one night Derek planked with a penguin named PhiPhi and then "IT" had happened! "IT" was a very horrible, disgusting thing, which when placed upon the plank, it would poop slime from a dead unicorn. On this day in fucking history a super troll singing Supertramp tracks while causing havok and planking to an extreme prejudice. This was uncalled for! So the A's and Z's made sweet love by the honeybees, who cheered them while rubbing stingers and chaffing legs and eating bread. It was a very, very disturbing piece of bread as green mould and had pieces of Seaman's dead corpse bride all over it. Fishy. One word sentence that has nothing to do with this strange story is interesting enough to place another
     
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    Once upon a planking derek's asshole, there once was another planking derek that planked only on Jeff's mom once every quadrillion taco bell shits, a shave and a blowjob from a toothless man called ShankyShank. I before E accept after Sheldor the story makes no sense. Derek planked underwater because he really was a jellyfish. He became obsessed with Joe, Todd and Keaton eating all his secret stash of A's and Z's. So one night Derek planked with a penguin named PhiPhi and then "IT" had happened! "IT" was a very horrible, disgusting thing, which when placed upon the plank, it would poop slime from a dead unicorn. On this day in fucking history a super troll singing Supertramp tracks while causing havok and planking to an extreme prejudice. This was uncalled for! So the A's and Z's made sweet love by the honeybees, who cheered them while rubbing stingers and chaffing legs and eating bread. It was a very, very disturbing piece of bread as green mould and had pieces of Seaman's dead corpse bride all over it. Fishy. One word sentence that has nothing to do with this strange story is interesting enough to place another "Fishy" word in
     
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    Once upon a planking derek's asshole, there once was another planking derek that planked only on Jeff's mom once every quadrillion taco bell shits, a shave and a blowjob from a toothless man called ShankyShank. I before E accept after Sheldor the story makes no sense. Derek planked underwater because he really was a jellyfish. He became obsessed with Joe, Todd and Keaton eating all his secret stash of A's and Z's. So one night Derek planked with a penguin named PhiPhi and then "IT" had happened! "IT" was a very horrible, disgusting thing, which when placed upon the plank, it would poop slime from a dead unicorn. On this day in fucking history a super troll singing Supertramp tracks while causing havok and planking to an extreme prejudice. This was uncalled for! So the A's and Z's made sweet love by the honeybees, who cheered them while rubbing stingers and chaffing legs and eating bread. It was a very, very disturbing piece of bread as green mould and had pieces of Seaman's dead corpse bride all over it. Fishy. One word sentence that has nothing to do with this strange story is interesting enough to place another "Fishy" word in this story. Nemo.
     
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    Once upon a planking derek's asshole, there once was another planking derek that planked only on Jeff's mom once every quadrillion taco bell shits, a shave and a blowjob from a toothless man called ShankyShank. I before E accept after Sheldor the story makes no sense. Derek planked underwater because he really was a jellyfish. He became obsessed with Joe, Todd and Keaton eating all his secret stash of A's and Z's. So one night Derek planked with a penguin named PhiPhi and then "IT" had happened! "IT" was a very horrible, disgusting thing, which when placed upon the plank, it would poop slime from a dead unicorn. On this day in fucking history a super troll singing Supertramp tracks while causing havok and planking to an extreme prejudice. This was uncalled for! So the A's and Z's made sweet love by the honeybees, who cheered them while rubbing stingers and chaffing legs and eating bread. It was a very, very disturbing piece of bread as green mould and had pieces of Seaman's dead corpse bride all over it. Fishy. One word sentence that has nothing to do with this strange story is interesting enough to place another "Fishy" word in this story. Nemo. Hard to find.
     
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    Once upon a planking derek's asshole, there once was another planking derek that planked only on Jeff's mom once every quadrillion taco bell shits, a shave and a blowjob from a toothless man called ShankyShank. I before E accept after Sheldor the story makes no sense. Derek planked underwater because he really was a jellyfish. He became obsessed with Joe, Todd and Keaton eating all his secret stash of A's and Z's. So one night Derek planked with a penguin named PhiPhi and then "IT" had happened! "IT" was a very horrible, disgusting thing, which when placed upon the plank, it would poop slime from a dead unicorn. On this day in fucking history a super troll singing Supertramp tracks while causing havok and planking to an extreme prejudice. This was uncalled for! So the A's and Z's made sweet love by the honeybees, who cheered them while rubbing stingers and chaffing legs and eating bread. It was a very, very disturbing piece of bread as green mould and had pieces of Seaman's dead corpse bride all over it. Fishy. One word sentence that has nothing to do with this strange story is interesting enough to place another "Fishy" word in this story. Nemo. Hard to find. When its found
     
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    Once upon a planking derek's asshole, there once was another planking derek that planked only on Jeff's mom once every quadrillion taco bell shits, a shave and a blowjob from a toothless man called ShankyShank. I before E accept after Sheldor the story makes no sense. Derek planked underwater because he really was a jellyfish. He became obsessed with Joe, Todd and Keaton eating all his secret stash of A's and Z's. So one night Derek planked with a penguin named PhiPhi and then "IT" had happened! "IT" was a very horrible, disgusting thing, which when placed upon the plank, it would poop slime from a dead unicorn. On this day in fucking history a super troll singing Supertramp tracks while causing havok and planking to an extreme prejudice. This was uncalled for! So the A's and Z's made sweet love by the honeybees, who cheered them while rubbing stingers and chaffing legs and eating bread. It was a very, very disturbing piece of bread as green mould and had pieces of Seaman's dead corpse bride all over it. Fishy. One word sentence that has nothing to do with this strange story is interesting enough to place another "Fishy" word in this story. Nemo. Hard to find. When its found. Very, very yummy
     
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    New story.

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    Derek fucks disturbing cats called Benjamin's
     
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    Derek fucks disturbing cats called Benjamin's except not actually
     
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    Derek fucks disturbing cats called Benjamin's except not actually being free and
     
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    Derek fucks disturbing cats called Benjamin's except not actually being free and loyal to the Rasta Mike community.
     
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    Derek fucks disturbing cats called Benjamin's except not actually being free and loyal to the Rasta Mike community. Casey's Cunt is
     
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    Derek fucks disturbing cats called Benjamin's except not actually being free and loyal to the Rasta Mike community. Casey's Cunt is not needed in
     
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    Derek fucks disturbing cats called Benjamin's except not actually being free and loyal to the Rasta Mike community. Casey's Cunt is not needed in the search for The Holy Wiener
     
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    Derek fucks disturbing cats called Benjamin's except not actually being free and loyal to the Rasta Mike community. Casey's Cunt is not needed in the search for The Holy Wiener of Mexico city and it's Prostitutes.
     
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    Derek fucks disturbing cats called Benjamin's except not actually being free and loyal to the Rasta Mike community. Casey's Cunt is not needed in the search for The Holy Wiener of Mexico city and it's Prostitutes. Then Bob Marley
     
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